Crystal Geyser CO2 Diffuser

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Crystal Geyser CO2 Diffuser

We all know that CO2 is essential for plant life, but we are not so aware of the effects on human life. With increasing concentrations of CO2 in our atmosphere rising faster than ever before, the Crystal Geyser CO2 Diffuser captures the true essence of earth.

Many high street home diffusers synthetically recreate the magnificent scents of our earth… The oceans, the woodlands and the cosy winter cabins. But none of these can really capture the quintessence of the earth in its entirety. Now, thanks to Crystal Geyser, you can bring the true essence of earth into your home, heart and mind.

Is the Crystal Geyser for me?

Is your mind working overtime?

Do you have trouble sleeping at night?

Or perhaps you're longing for something to really get your pulse racing?

Then yes! This is the product for you!

Just one Crystal Geyser produces enough CO2 to inhibit your cognitive abilities and cause drowsiness. Say goodbye to sleepless nights with the Crystal Geyser sitting beautifully on your bedside table! Increased concentrations of CO2 can make you literally pass out!

Why not try a Crystal Geyser in every room in your home? You'll be generating enough CO2 in your home to really get your pulse racing. Some might say, you'll become so intoxicated with our product you might just die!

How does it work?

The Crystal Geyser produces over 600 PPM CO2 and when combined with the 400 PPM existing in our current atmosphere, you can generate over 1000 PPM in your very own home.

The Crystal Geyser uses the natural process of aerobic respiration in yeast to produce clean CO2. Inside the diffuser is an optimised nutrient solution. Stale air is filtered through the base of the diffuser to eradicate any potential toxins passing into the solution.

The oxygen particles allow the yeast to perform aerobic respiration, turning the optimised nutrient solution into pure CO2. As the CO2 bubbles pass through the water and fill the diffuser, the latex exterior of the diffuser begins to swell.

When enough CO2 has been produced, the pressure inside the diffuser forces the CO2 particles to percolate through a second filter and out through the microholes along the spine of the diffuser, ensuring that only the cleanest CO2 enters your home.

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The Crystal Geyser concept is based on the founding statement of ‘Clexit’ - the coalition leading the great climate escape:

“Carbon dioxide is NOT a dangerous pollutant – it is a natural, non-toxic and beneficial gas which feeds all life on earth. Its increasing concentration is improving the environment, not harming it.”

The Crystal Geyser is the first of its kind and that's why we need your help!

There are a number of ways you can support us, check out the rewards to see how you could be in with a chance of getting your hands on your very own Crystal Geyser CO2 Diffuser!

***************************************************DISCLAIMER***************************************************

The Crystal Geyser CO2 Diffuser is a fictional critical design tool created by INEXORABLE. By pledging to this campaign, you are in fact pledging against the production of this product and supporting the RAGE AGAINST THE DENIAL MACHINE campaign. If the campaign goal of £1,300,000 is reached, all funds will be donated towards environmental conservation charities.

ABOUT CLEXIT

Founded in 2016 and inspired by the 'Brexit' campaign, 'Clexit' is the coalition leading the ‘Great Climate Escape’.

Their aim?

To fabricate uncertainty and scepticism among the public opinion of global warming and manipulate global warming policy.

How?

Using disreputable scientific research which opposes anthropogenic global warming that was funded over $1.3 million by the coal and fuel industries so that they can keep on churning out CO2 into our atmosphere.

ABOUT INEXORABLE

We are defending ourselves against capitalism’s war on the biosphere with its weapons of economic growth and mass consumption. We are defending ourselves against a war leading to the total collapse of humanity's life-support systems.

Many of the world’s powerful public figures refuse to accept the actuality of the Anthropocene. They deny all responsibility and remain dormant in disdain. The global warming denial machine manufactures deceitful junk science to fabricate uncertainty and scepticism among the public and manipulate global warming policy.

President of Clexit, Lord Christopher Monckton, is a key public speaker invited to climate denial conferences. His sales pitch of misinformed opinions consist entirely of irrelevant historical references, false quotes and bias research conducted by Dr. Willie Soon, whose work opposes anthropogenic global warming and was funded over $1.3 million by the coal and fuel industries including Koch Industries, Southern Company, API and ExxonMobil, so that they can keep on churning out CO2 into our atmosphere.

What can we do? We will not simply intervene, but we will transform the values of our decaying society through acts of provocation to spark a revolution. The Crystal Geyser CO2 Diffuser is our first critical design tool highlighting the absurdity of this denial machine. We aim to initiate debate and public consciousness in order to rage against the denial machine.

We contest.

We antagonise.

We surge.

WE ARE INEXORABLE.

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