Menudo: Not only will you get the juicy Thank You, but you will also receive a big, steaming bowl of digital goodness: two digital copies of a Shane McKenzie book of your choice, plus a digital copy of the finished film. And just in case you’re a messy eater, we’ll send you a poster to wipe your face with. And for dessert? We’ll send you a steamy, signed pin-up photograph of director Gigi Saul Guerrero.
El Coyote: This is just enough money to get you in the back of the van. It’s dark back there, and cramped, and the ride’s a bit rough. But don’t worry! To make up for that, we’ll send you a signed DVD copy of the finished film, plus your choice of any five digital copies of a Shane McKenzie book. And of course, you’ll still get your taco and menudo. We wouldn’t want you to get hungry.
La Migra: You’ll get your taco, your menudo, and a ride across the border in El Coyote’s van, but there’s always a chance you’ll be stopped by La Migra. If that happens, just pull on your Muerte Con Carne t-shirt, open up your signed paperback copy of Muerte Con Carne by Shane McKenzie, and act natural. (Includes all of the above)
Mucho Oro: You wake up face-down in a stained wrestling ring with a luchador mask sewn to your neck. Uh oh! Because he’s a sick bastard, author Shane McKenzie will have a Skype meeting with you, just to see the look on your face before your inevitable demise. He will also write a short story using you as the main character, just so nobody will forget you. You will also get a limited edition El Gigante t-shirt made especially for the film. Even if you don’t survive, it’ll look damn smart on your corpse. (Includes all of the above)
El Luchador: You’re lifted off your feet, slammed back down to the mat. One of your gold-capped teeth breaks off, lies in a puddle of blood beside your battered face. A massive hand picks it up and places it on top of a gold championship belt. Since it doesn’t look like you’re going to last long, Shane McKenzie will write you into the sequel to Muerte Con Carne. It probably won’t end any better for you though. You will also be credited as an Associate Producer for the film, and will receive a limited edition art print signed by artist Frank Walls. (Includes all of the above)
El Gigante: You’ve now been beaten to a pulp by the biggest Luchador wrestler you have ever seen. You try to beg for your life, but can’t get the words past the blood flooding your mouth. We know it hurts, but just take a second to admire the bloody mask on El Gigante’s head. Since you like it so much, we’ll send you one! You will also be credited as Executive Producer for the film. If you somehow survive all of this, you will have a chance to yell at the twisted bastards responsible for your misery during your Skype meeting with LuchaGore Productions. (Includes all of the above)