I love it. Thanks for helping us out. I will say your name quietly to myself at night before I go to bed and send you a little hug in my mind. We'll also send you a digital poster you can hang proudly on your computer.
Using the power of digital elves, I will send you a link for digital downloads for two of my short films TWO CARS ONE NIGHT and TAMA TU. One of them was nominated for an Oscar, the other wasn’t. I’ll see if you can guess which.
I’ll send you the link to download the short films plus a “Crazy Horse” membership card and jacket patch. Then I’m going crazy and sending you an autographed DVD copy of BOY plus an autographed BOY movie poster you can hang up and admire while you watch the film. Full Color!
I’ll send you all the goodies so far and one more special one: I’m a good draw’er and I’m gonna make you an animation drawing inspired by you and personally signed by the artist, me. You can see some of my art skills in BOY. My aunty thinks I'm freakishly talented.
This one is just stupid cool. I’ll hand paint a “Crazy Horse” gang motorcycle helmet for you plus I will photoshop your photo into a framed portrait of you standing with the “Crazy Horse” gang using magic. Oh yeah, plus you get one of my drawings and everything else above.
You’re gonna look so good! You’ll get a “Crazy Horse” gang jacket plus two tickets to premiere event in the US I’m planning right now. I can’t cover your travel, but I will save you two seats next to me no matter where it takes place.
I’m going to give you a personal day-long tour of Waihau Bay, New Zealand with some of the cast and crew members, followed by dinner cooked by me and my aunty. This is where we made BOY. We’ll arrange two round-trip domestic airline tickets, food and lodging included. I’ll send you everything else above, of course. Let’s sit on the beach and get to know each other. We can talk about BOY or anything else that’s on your mind.