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I'm making Cookie Salad (now with BACON) because Potato Salad is gross and tastes like grandma's slippers.
I'm making Cookie Salad (now with BACON) because Potato Salad is gross and tastes like grandma's slippers.
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Potato salad tastes like cold garbage and triggers my gag reflex. Cookie Salad tastes like happiness and makes me sing and feel like I can accomplish anything. Let us show the world, nay, the universe, that Cookie Salad reigns supreme. Pssst..I'm making it better with BACON.

CURRENT UPDATES:

STRETCH GOAL 2 REACHED! ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

BOOM! Our goal total just doubled, and the 2nd stretch goal has been met. You guys are great. Keep up the momentum, spread the word. I'm thinking of doing a Cookie Salad party here in my hometown if I get enough backers. Just everybody chillin' with a bowl of cookie salad, gettin fat together. The American Dream.

NEW IMAGE! Meet SIZZLE and CHIP!

Our talented artist, Eliot Lucas designed a new cover image for this kickstarter! Thanks man, this pretty much says it all. He will be designing the images for the swag we are offering at several levels, as well as the comic! So if the thought of cookie salad isn't enough, snag some awesome art by a swell guy!

WE MADE THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER!

I guess I'm going to find out if Aberdonians love cookie salad as much as I do. I woke up to the news this morning that I was featured in my hometown paper. The article said that I joined the Kickstarter salad party, but let's be honest...it wasn't a party till I got here.

http://www.aberdeennews.com/news/local/aberdeen-resident-joins-kickstarter-salad-party/article_b2a9bc6a-40e3-5613-b711-9341d79cd804.html

CURRENT STRETCH GOALS

Stretch Goals

$30 - I will make a separate batch and add hickory smoked bacon bits to the salad. Cookies and Bacon are the ultimate power couple.

$60 - I will use brand-name cookies and brand name whip cream, because I'm classy.

$100 - I will film my cat Truman wearing a bib, eating the salad.

$250 - I will select one of the backers, and make a video of me feeding them the cookie salad, and it will be a candle light dinner setting. So romantic.

The "As-If" Stretch Goal - A FRIGGEN MOVIE

Cookie Salad is good enough to have its own movie. Really? Yes. As a SUPER STRETCH GOAL, for $10000, I will hire a professional film crew to shoot a 7 minute action comedy about this little bowl of delicious. It COULD star you! This won't be some namby pamby talk about your feelings kind of flick, it will have cars, women, explosions, bacon and all things awesome. I'm serious, lets make this happen. The sky is the limit, until heaven of course, which is full of Cookie Salad. What's hell full of you ask? Potato Salad.


Risks and challenges

My wife isn't going to help me make it. I'm on my own (Unless you help!).

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    With this pledge, you're making cookie salad a reality. Your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    You get a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    SECRET PACKAGE: You get my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    CHEF PACKAGE: Suggest an appropriate type of cookie to add to the salad, my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    BACONATOR: You get a special batch that includes chopped fully cooked hickory smoked bacon, an autographed package of Nutter-Butters, a phone call from my wife, my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    THE HAT PACK: Get a hat that says "COOKIE SALAD > POTATO SALAD", the option of having bacon in your salad, my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    SLOPPY SECONDS: Choose between a shirt or pair of boxers with our cookie and bacon mascot on them, A professionally designed punch card that is redeemable for an additional serving, the option of having bacon in your salad, my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    YOU'RE A RIOT: A comic strip drawn by a professional artist featuring YOU eating a bowl of cookie salad with a surprise ending!, the option of having bacon in your salad, my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    Pledge $2,000 or more About $2,000

    COOKIE CAMEO: Get a walk on role and a line of dialogue in COOKIE SALAD: THE MOVIE, a Blu-Ray of the movie, the option of having bacon in your salad, my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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    COOKIE STAR: Get a supporting role in COOKIE SALAD: THE MOVIE, a Blu-Ray of the movie, the option of having bacon in your salad, my SECRET recipe, a single serving of the cookie salad, a digital photo of me making the cookie salad, your name will be listed in a "Special Thanks" section of our website, and I will SING your name while making the cookie salad.

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Funding period

- (30 days)