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Rods & Cones is a comedy series about high-power, low-profit comics Carole and Mitzi, as they take on their rivals, The MILFies.
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    GRAHAM CRACKER LEVEL--We'll thank you on the facebook and twitter websites!!

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    SALTINE LEVEL--Personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    SCRAMBLED EGG LEVEL--Carole and Mitzi will craft your outgoing voicemail message! Oh my god how will we explain that to them? They promise to be (mostly) sober or at least intelligible. You'll also get a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    BANANA LEAF LEVEL--George and Bess (Erin Markey and Jibz Cameron) will craft your outgoing voicemail message! They can do it as The MILFies or as George and Bess/performance artists. You choose. You'll also get a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    BOXWOOD & HYDRANGEA LEVEL--Jibz ("Bess") will leave your outgoing voicemail message, sung to your choice of: "Mr. Telephone Man" by New Edition, "Telephone" by Lady Gaga, or "867-5309" by Tommy Tutone. You'll also get a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    TOPAZ REWARD LEVEL--Find yourself wearing a Carole and Mitzi logo men's underwear sports bra (if you're not sure what that means, watch our interview with the Topp Twins on our website, www.groomedforsuccess.biz/media) or t-shirt. We'll also thank you in the credits, and you'll enjoy a feeling of dancing on the ceiling. You'll also get a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    CRUELTY-FREE DIAMONDS LEVEL--Mitzi Fitzsimmons will draw your portrait in any setting you like. You submit the idea, she creates the drawing. You'll also get a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail! LET'S DO THIS!!

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    WOOD CHIPPER LEVEL--For the NYC types! Our own Erin Markey ("George") will travel to your Big Apple doorstep and give you a Broadway-quality singing telegram! Christmas tunes in September? Sure! Shine Bright Like a Diamond? WE ALWAYS DO. You request the song, she'll belt it out. Dressed in a garbage bag. Do you enjoy pleasure?
    Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and stickers hand delivered with singing telegram!

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    CAT SCRATCH FEVER--Jibz Cameron will write you a personalized rejection letter from the dream job of your choice. She wrote this sample letter so you can wrap your head around this wonderful opportunity:
    Dear Judy, We are sorry but we are unable to hire you as an astronaut. You do not have the proper credentials, your barrista experience is not what we are looking for at this time. Perhaps in the future if you aquire a phd in physics and accumulate 1,000 hours pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft, and your height is between 62 and 75 inches, we can reconsider.
    Sincerely,
    NASA

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    PUKA SHELL LEVEL--Beth Lisick will visit her local pottery painting studio (Color Me Mine! or Painted Pot) and hand paint a coffee mug, soap dish or figurine for you, then write you an accompanying letter in excruciating detail about who else was there painting pottery with her. Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt! Stickers!

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    DROPS OF WATER ON A ROSE LEVEL--You may choose an item of your choice from our wardrobe and we will mail it to you, for you to keep for life or until your first divorce. Want to trot around in Carole's frosty tips? Wish you had Mitzi's voluminous sweatpants? Crave a preppy headband off Bess's head? DONE. Also get early access to a password-protected site showing season 1 of Rods and Cones, and thank you in the credits. Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    TEARS OF A CLOWN LEVEL--Enjoy a ten-minute video chat with the principal cast of Rods and Cones. Ask any questions you want, have anyone you want with you! Ask them questions in or out of character. Also get early access to a password-protected site showing season 1 of Rods and Cones, and thank you in the credits. Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    DOLL LAMP LEVEL--This offer for those in Los Angeles or New York City (The Big Apple)!! Enjoy a delicious and exciting pancake brunch with at least one if not more Rods and Cones cast members as you watch the first season together!! Oh my word, have you been to paradise? Well I've never been to me! We will have regular and gluten-free options available. Viewing and pancakes will be followed by a Q&A and drinks. Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    GARDEN SHOVEL LEVEL--The four principal cast members of Rods and Cones (Jibz, Erin, Beth and Tara) will make you a personalized How to Perpetrate Jokes video (available via digital download). You can choose whether you'd like an earnest version or one conducted in character. Also get early access to a password-protected site showing season 1 of Rods and Cones, and thank you in the credits. Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    ROSE QUARTZ LEVEL--Receive a gorgeous, large framed cast photo to hang in your bathroom, or wherever you like. Also gain access to a digital download of Carole and Mitzi performing whilst powerfully drunk in Lodi, California (heretofore that performance has only been seen/heard by about ten residents of Lodi, who may not find this reward worthy...until I remind them they were probably wasted and don't remember the performance so DO IT!). Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    IRONWORK LEVEL--Carole and Mitzi will come to your town and host a Rods and Cones viewing party, followed by a dance party (and if you've seen Carole and Mitzi dance before, you are FLIPPING OUT right now), followed by the rest of your life being a party. You will also receive an Executive Producer credit. Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    PEWTER LEVEL--We write a "featured extra" role with a line for you in Rods and Cones. More than a walk-on, less than a recurring character. Wig choice is up to you. Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt and a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers!! Sent in the gd mail!

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    You will receive Executive Producer credit for the whole first season of Rods and Cones! We will throw you a personal premiere screening party of season one of Rods and Cones attended by at least two cast members! You will get early access to a password-protected site showing season one of Rods and Cones! Also receive a Rods and Cones official t-shirt, a personalized Rods and Cones thank-you card and official logo stickers personally delivered by cast members!

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