KICKSTARTER

Congratulations! Despite Watson's taunting, you are NOT a cheap bastard. You get our hearfelt appreciation, a thanks on our Facebook page, and an e-hug. Yay you! (And don't forget to tell your friends so you can get your signed copy of "Fight Club", "The Bourne Identity" or "The Proposal")

Uh-oh. Somebody's movin on up. Okay, okay, you're also gonna get a Facebook thanks and e-hug PLUS we're gonna write you a little poem. A HAIKU to be exact. With your name in it. For real. The director, producers, actors, everyone on set will all be helping to write these. We'll email it to you and post it on our fb page. Haiku's are the shiz and so are you!

You know how to make us smile, don't you? Okay, for $25, you're getting the Facebook shout out PLUS an actual THANK YOU IN THE CREDITS OF THE FILM. That's right. When the film is done, your name will be up there on the screen. And that's not all. We will also send you a PASSWORD-PROTECTED LINK to the finished film to view before it's released, before anyone else sees it. You deserve this. You are a class act.

Don't feel like getting five other people to donate $4? Wanna get your hands on one of those signed scripts the easy way? Done. For a $30 pledge, it's all yours. Choose between a Jim Uhls signed "Fight Club", a Blake Herron signed "The Bourne Identity" or a Pete Chiarelli signed "The Proposal". When the campaign ends, we'll email you to find out which script you want. You'll also get the facebook thanks, plus, I don't know if you can feel it but you're getting an e-hug RIGHT NOW. Mmmmmm...

Hear that? That's the sound of us swooning. For $50, you're getting the fb mention, the thanks in the credits PLUS A SIGNED DVD of the finished film. None of this internet crap. You're getting something you can hold in your hands and throw in the DVD player whenever you want and watch over and over as you laugh and shout to the heavens "I AM A GOD! LOOK WHAT I CREATED!!!!"

NEW REWARD! Beautiful DRIFTWOOD PAINTING by Jenny Brown. The link to the painting is just to the left below my signature. Only one of these so grab it quick! 11.5" X 5.5" acrylic on driftwood. Lovely and serene. You'll also get the signed DVD, thanks in the credits and the fb mention.

Welcome to the big time. You've now entered an exclusive level of amazingness. You, my friend, deserve a party. You're getting the fb mention, the thanks in the credits, the signed DVD, PLUS an invite to our CAST AND CREW SCREENING PARTY. Mingle with the stars, hobnob with the director, drink too much and go home with one of the extras. You never know what can happen at a Steakhaus Party. We can't wait to burn up the dancefloor with you, baby.

NEW REWARD! Can't make it to the party? Then we'll bring a little mayhem to you. Donate $100 and we'll give you the fb mention, the thanks in the credits, the signed DVD, PLUS a BLOOPER REEL OF THE MOVIE with all the behind-the-scenes ridiculousness that ensues. PLUS we'll throw in a SIGNED COPY OF THE SCRIPT! The actors, the director, the producers, everyone will sign it. With this talented bunch, that's going to be worth a LOT more than $100. Trust!

This one is for the writers out there. Donate $150 and you get a FREE MONTH at LA's premiere alternative workspace, theOffice. www.theOfficeOnline.com. That's a month of quiet, creative bliss to finish writing your own movie. You'll also get the fb mention, the thanks in the credits of the film, the signed DVD and a party invite.

Wanna know how the shoot went? Want to hear all the juicy, behind-the-scenes gossip? Want to know more about filmmaking in general? This one gets you a 1 hour SKYPE SESSION with the director and producers of the film. We'll talk to you about anything and everything. One on one, up close and personal. (If you're local, we'll set up a time for you to come to the Steakhaus office) You'll also get the fb mention, thanks in the credits, a signed DVD and a party invite.

OK, this might just be the coolest reward yet. We've got a one-of-a-kind piece of art from the amazing Chad Mize at BlueLucy.net. It's an 18" x 18" painting of the one, the only, DOLLY PARTON. It's acrylic and enamel on wood, lightly sanded. It's beautiful. The link to the painting is just to your left, below my signature. There's only one of these, so do it now, people. You'll also get the fb mention, thanks in the credits, a signed DVD, and a party invite.

We're coming for you. Yep, for $500, the director and producers will come to your house (LA patrons only, please) and COOK YOU DINNER. You just sit back and drink the wine and we'll do the rest. We throw a mean dinner party, people. It will be a special night that none of us will remember. You'll also get the fb mention, thanks in the credits, a signed DVD, and a party invite.

You are officially, certifiably, indisputably a member of our team. Give $1000 and you are our new ASSOCIATE PRODUCER. You will be credited on the film and on IMDb. You will forever be associated with quality, independent cinema. (You'll also get the fb mention, thanks in the credits, a signed DVD, a party invite, and a homemade dinner.)

You mean business. We mean business. Give $2500 and you get the big one. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER. That's you. EP. You'll be in the credits and on IMDb. You are a sharp and savvy patron of the arts. You will be in our inner circle forever. You'll have the exclusive opportunity to come onboard all of our future projects. You'll be accepting that Oscar right next to us one day. Welcome to the big time. (You'll also get the fb mention, thanks in the credits, a signed DVD, a party invite, and a homemade dinner.)