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Help immortalize The Super Sucklord in this M.U.S.C.L.E./Monster In My Pocket style mini PVC figure line.
Help immortalize The Super Sucklord in this M.U.S.C.L.E./Monster In My Pocket style mini PVC figure line.
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We are so thankful for all your support of the S.U.C.K.L.E. figure line. We have hit all of our goals so everyone pledging $40 or more is now getting a full extra set of 10 figures in Glow in the Dark and now 5 more figures (new sculpts) are being added to those 2 exclusive sets (Clear and GID). So $40 is getting you 40 figures. All higher pledges get those too!!!

Still confused? We have updated the pledges below to reflect all the extra stuff!!!

Final SUCK SHARK sculpt by George Gaspar
Final SUCK SHARK sculpt by George Gaspar
CARRATOR figure UNLOCKED!!! Sculpting starting soon!!!
CARRATOR figure UNLOCKED!!! Sculpting starting soon!!!
KARATE CHUMP sculpt almost done.
KARATE CHUMP sculpt almost done.
Sculpt has already begun on the 14th figure Chop Suey!!!!
Sculpt has already begun on the 14th figure Chop Suey!!!!
15th figure will be Luke Chueh's "Sad... Alone... Broken..." from the 2012 Super Suck Up Show
15th figure will be Luke Chueh's "Sad... Alone... Broken..." from the 2012 Super Suck Up Show

PLEASE NOTE: SOME IMAGES OF UNLOCKED FIGURES ARE OF ORIGINAL SUCKADELIC CREATIONS. THE ACTUAL S.U.C.K.L.E. VERSION MAY VARY SIGNIFICANTLY OR CHANGE COMPLETELY. WE WILL POST PHOTOS ONCE SCULPTS ARE FINISHED. THESE ARE FREE UPGRADES SO DON'T BE A HATER!!!

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Since KS doesn't allow us to change pledge category descriptions, it can get kind of confusing when we start adding all sorts of free stuff as we achieve our "suck goals". So we have rewritten them all here for you so you can make sure you are getting exactly what you want.


Pledge $15 or more - SIGNED HEADSHOT SET
Add $15 to ship outside the US
You may also add $15 to any current pledge and we will include these 2 signed photos ($25 outside the US)

Pledge $20 - BASIC SET
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh"
Add $10 to ship outside the US 

Pledge $40 or more - KICKSTARTER EXCLUSIVE SET
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh"
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in clear
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in glow in the dark
A total of 40 figures.
Add $10 to ship outside the US
The 5 "suck goal" figures are not available in any other colors currently.
If you are a Luke Chueh collector this is the pledge for you as it will get you the 2 currently available "Sad.. Alone... Broken..." figures. So will everything else below but this is the most affordable option.

Pledge $70 or more - NOVICE PACK:
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh"
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in clear
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in glow in the dark
TALKING SUCKLORD PLUSH
SUCKATHON DVD
GAY EMPIRE 3-3/4 carded resin figure
Add $15 to ship outside the US
If you have pledged for a more expensive category but still want the plush, dvd, and figure please increase your pledge by $30 ($45 outside the US) 

Pledge $100 or more - COMPLETE SET
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh"
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in clear
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in glow in the dark
10 series 1 figures in green, hot pink, black, and metallic silver = 40 figures
80 figures total
Add $25 to ship outside the US 

Pledge $100 or more - CARDED SET
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh"
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in clear
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in glow in the dark
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh" individually packaged on card
Add $40 to ship outside the US 

Pledge $166 or more - SUPER SUCK FAN SET
This has all the items from the 2 preceding items less any overlap
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh"
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in clear
10 series 1 + 5 "suck goal" figures in glow in the dark
10 series 1 figures in green, hot pink, black, and metallic silver = 40 figures
10 series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in "flesh" individually packaged on card
Add $50 to ship outside the US

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ORIGINAL STORY BELOW

At San Diego Comic-Con 2012 DKE Toys debuted the first 5 sculpts of The Super Sucklord's mini figure line, S.U.C.K.L.E. (Simply Unimportant Collectable Kitschy Little Eyesores). Sculpted by George Gaspar/October Toys.

First 5 S.U.C.K.L.E. mini figures on display at DKE Toys booth, San Diego Comic-Con 2012.
First 5 S.U.C.K.L.E. mini figures on display at DKE Toys booth, San Diego Comic-Con 2012.

The Super Sucklord and his brand Suckadelic have been making custom resin art "toys" for over 10 years. Classic vintage toys have always been a huge inspiration for his work. S.U.C.K.L.E. pays homage to the classic mid-eighties toy line M.U.S.C.L.E. by Mattel. The figures are roughly the same size and made similarly out of solid color injection molded PVC plastic. Each of the Suckadelic characters will be immortalized in the same mini wrestler style as the original M.U.S.C.L.E. figures and stand approximately 2 inches tall.  If you are already a M.U.S.C.L.E. collector these figures should display perfectly with your vintage figures.

Since San Diego Comic-Con 2012, 5 new sculpts were created, bringing the total to 10 unique figures for SUCKLE Series 1. 

The ten figures in Series 1 will include:

Sucklord 66, Sucklord 43, Sucklord 16, Ass Wipe, Necromancer, Galactic Jerkbag, Ira Tyranusberg, Another Bitch, Vectar, and Gay Empire.

Through this Kickstarter we hope to fund the production line of these figures so that they can be made available to stores around the world and create the basis for a line that can continue to recreate ALL the characters in the Suckadelic universe. 

Start or expand your Suckadelic collection today with these first 10 mini figures!

Sucklord 66
Sucklord 66
Sucklord 43
Sucklord 43
Sucklord 16
Sucklord 16
Ass Wipe
Ass Wipe
Necromancer
Necromancer
Galactic Jerkbag
Galactic Jerkbag
Ira Tyranusberg
Ira Tyranusberg
Another Bitch
Another Bitch
Vectar
Vectar
Gay Empire
Gay Empire

SIGNED HEADSHOT SET:  Includes one of each 8.5 x 11 HEADSHOT personally autographed by The Sucklord. Each has an entertaining "resume" on the reverse.

SUCKLORD 66 HEADSHOT
SUCKLORD 66 HEADSHOT
THE SUPER SUCKLORD HEADSHOT
THE SUPER SUCKLORD HEADSHOT

NOVICE PACK:  Includes 3 items, Gay Empire Figure, Sucklord Talking Plush, & The Fucking Horrible Suckathon DVD 2 DISC SET.

Gay Empire Figure by Suckadelic
The classic all time best selling Suckadelic figure.  This 3-3/4" resin figure is on a silk screened card back. Each piece is assembled and "splattered" by the Sucklord himself.

Sucklord Talking Plush
Based on a design by Gary Ham, this little guy will remind you of the actual Sucklord, and with a press of his palm he will spout annoying sayings at you. At least until the batteries die.  12" tall.  Edition of 1000.

"Which do you want? Pretty face or the metal face?"
"Fuck you, pay me." 
"This shit has balls. That shit's whack."
"Star Wars, and I'm gonna stick to this, is my touchstone."
"I don't destroy balls; I just bruise them a little bit."
"I'm just a hardworkin' American entrepreneur."
"You're an asshole for buying this."
"So what if I piss in jars? I got nothin' to hide."
"Suckadelic, the best and worst at the same time."
"I'm compact, economical and proud. Being tall is whack."
"When you're a legend. You are obligated to be legendary."
"I'm a professional, ya understand me? Pro-fessional."
"What the fuck am I supposed to do without my paint spatter? Huh?"
"Being the Sucklord is a full time gig. You don't understand it."

The Fucking Horrible Suckathon DVD 2 DISC SET  
A Shitty Five Hour Talk Show Starring The Super Sucklord
Uncensored and Uncut - Literally.  Edition of 1000.
ALL STAR LINE UP OF TOY DESIGNER A-HOLES!
Angry Woebots, Brandt Peters, Buff Monster, Chris Ryniak, Doktor A, DrilOne, Gary Baseman, J*RYU, Jesse Hernandez, Jim Mahfood, Joe Ledbetter, kaNO, Kathie Olivas, Leecifer, Luke Chueh, Paulkaiju, Ragnar, Scott Tolleson, Scott Wilkowski, Sket-One and many more...

CARDED SET:  Here is one preliminary design for what the 10 figures will look like carded in their individual packages. They will be full color on the front with black and white backs.

THE COMPLETIST:  For the hardcore collectors, here is a little tease. If you are one of the "few" you will be getting alternate carded versions of the figures that will only be available online through The Sucklord's website www.suckadelic.com

PLEASE NOTE: Although these items pay homage to classic children's toys, these items are collectors items for adult collectors only. THESE ARE NOT TOYS AND THEY ARE NOT DESIGNED OR MADE FOR CHILDREN OF ANY AGE. Not for use or handling by anyone under the age of 15. This product has not been tested for lead, phthalates or any other hazardous or potentially harmful materials.

Risks and challenges

This project is a Suckadelic and DKE Toys co-production. The reason we are only asking for $7,350 is because DKE has already advanced the money for sculpting and tooling to help make this project a reality. That is the reason you are able to see actual photos of the items being produced rather than just two dimensional art. The actual budget for the sculpting, tooling and production will be close to $18,000.

As a distributor, DKE Toys is rarely involved in the manufacturing of the items we sell as it can be a distraction from our main purpose of distributing designer toys and art objects for the more than 300 companies we represent. As for the Sucklord, he is just a Supervillain.

Since the tooling for these figures is complete, if possible we are hoping that 200 sets in a prototype gray color might be available at San Diego Comic-Con 2013 this July. The reason we've begun this Kickstarter is to ensure that we can produce the entire production run beyond what will be available at SDCC. If we don't raise the rest of the money we don't have the funds currently to make any other figures beyond the SDCC premiere (unless another source of funding were to come through) and that is not what we had envisioned for the line.

As far as risks are concerned, there are virtually none. Since production is underway, barring any Earth shaking cataclysmic events S.U.C.K.L.E. production will move forward and be completed if funded. The factory producing these figures is very reputable and has also produced numerous other lines such as O.M.F.G. and Z.O.M.B.I.E. Although we put December as a delivery date for your rewards we do feel that this project could be completed months sooner but production is not always smooth so we included a prudent buffer so no one is disappointed.

Thanks for reading and we hope that you can help make this project a reality.

AND NOW FOR SOME INSPIRATIONAL WORDS FROM THE SUCKLORD: Just pledge some fucking money and get these DKE jackholes off my back!

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FAQ

  • Yes. Please just pledge the additional amount and we will contact you once funded to confirm what additional funds were for.

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  • This Kickstarter is run by DKE Toys and while we did start this account for use on company projects just recently, both Sarah Jo Marks and Dov Kelemer have backed close to 20 projects combined on their personal accounts. As for Sucklord, he only cares about himself. Don't expect him to back your shit.

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  • Yes qualified retailers please contact DKE Toys directly. www.dketoys.com

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  • While any additional money is always appreciated, as long as you have pledged a minimum of $40 and since we have surpassed the $18k mark you will get the additional set of 10 Glow In the Dark figures added to your rewards. Should we hit any other goals your sets of 10 Clear and 10 Glow In the Dark will become sets of 11, 12, 13 etc. as goals are achieved.

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  • Yes. Originally the Novice Pack was created for those supporters who were not necessarily into 2" plastic toys. Once we hit our $18,000 mark though we decided to throw in the items from the $40 pledge too. So you will get a set of 10 "flesh" S.U.C.K.L.E. plus the exclusive set of 10 clear and 10 glow in the dark. As more "Suck Goals" are reached the exclusive sets will be increased to 11, 12, 13, 14, or 15 figures per set.

    This is a super bonus to the people who pledged for the Novice Pack at $70 but what this means for the $40 pledges is that for an additional $30 you can now get the Gay Empire 3-3/4" figure, Sucklord Talking Plush Doll, and Suckathon DVD... an $80 retail value!!!

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    SIGNED HEADSHOT SET: Set of Sucklord HEADSHOTS. Includes 2 signed black and white photos with amusing "resume" on reverse. Originally created for the first annual Suckathon in 2011. If you're not a toy collector per se but want a piece of Suckadelic history this is probably for you.

    Since you have massaged the SUCKLORD's ego by bringing this set of autographed photos into your home The Sucklord may think of you favorably while in the shower. Lucky you.

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    BASIC SET: Get a complete set of all 10 Series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. figures in a not so very politically correct "flesh" tone color.

    This is the most basic set. If you just want one of each figure and you don't care about having them in multiple colors this is for you. You qualify as a fair weather fan. Good job.

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    KICKSTARTER EXCLUSIVE SET: This $40 pledge includes the BASIC SET of 10 "flesh" colored figures AND a complete set of 10 CLEAR Series 1 S.U.C.K.L.E. FIGURES that are EXCLUSIVE to this KICKSTARTER! A total of 20 figures. Congratulations on buying this one. It'll be the most flippable on eBay.

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    NOVICE PACK: This $70 pledge gets you a TALKING SUCKLORD plush doll, SUCKATHON DVD and a GAY EMPIRE 3-3/4 carded resin figure. If you don't currently own any Suckadelic collectibles then this is a great way to start out and see what all the fuss is about. Congrats! You're on your way to being a true Suckophile.

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    COMPLETE SET: For $100 get all 10 STANDARD RELEASE figures in all 5 standard production colors, "flesh", green, hot pink, black, and metallic silver. That's the complete set of 50 figures that will be made available to retail stores around the world should we get funded PLUS the KICKSTARTER EXCLUSIVE SET of 10 clear S.U.C.K.L.E figures. Wow! 60 figures in all. You are winning.

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    CARDED SET: For $100 get all 10 "flesh" colored figures individually packaged. That's right, each one on their own unique blister card designed by the Sucklord. You will also get the KICKSTARTER EXCLUSIVE set of 10 clear S.U.C.K.L.E. figures AND an additional set of 10 "flesh" figures loose (not in package). This way you keep your carded figures MINT in the package forever and have another set that you can play with in the bathtub!

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    SUPER SUCK FAN SET: For $166 get all the items in the COMPLETE SET + CARDED SET and save some dough. You get all 10 standard release figures in all 5 standard production colors, "flesh", green, hot pink, black, metallic silver, plus the KICKSTARTER EXCLUSIVE clear set AND all 10 Flesh colored figures individually packaged on unique blister cards designed by the Sucklord.

    70 figures total including 10 that you can keep pristine in the package and pass on to your children to pay for their college education.

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    STUDIO TOUR: That's right for a $500 pledge and a six-pack of the Sucklord's favorite (or a $500 addition to a current pledge) you and one guest can get a guided tour of The Super Sucklord's lair. Yes it's only a one-room studio, but hey that's where the magic happens. Bring some stuff to get signed (but not your whole collection dude) and maybe he will give you some free junk he doesn't want anymore. Travel to and accommodations in NYC not included. To be scheduled at a convenient time for The Sucklord. If he likes you maybe he will allow you to take him to dinner too, but don't get cocky.

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    THE COMPLETIST: Get the COMPLETE SET, the CARDED SET, the KICKSTARTER EXCLUSIVE CLEAR SET + the other 40 standard release figures INDIVIDUALLY CARDED. So, you will have a total of 50 carded figures, 60 loose figures PLUS every standard Series 1 production release for the next 2 years including (but not limited to) future color releases, retailer exclusives, chase figures, Suckadelic.com exclusives, proof cards, promotional material, display boxes, stuff made just for you and whatever else we think of... (may not include all custom releases by the Sucklord but some for sure and obviously no third party customs that DKE or Suckadelic are not involved with.) Your first shipment will have a value of at least $366. There is no way that you won't make out really really well at this price over the next 2 years. Please pitch in now and help make this set a reality. Now go back to relaxing on your couch because you won't have to do any work on this one. Let us do the collecting for you. CONGRATULATIONS you are a true fan!!! Sorry Non-US backers on the shipping cost but there will be multiple shipments over the next few years.

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    THE COMPLETIST 2: We are offering another 10 slots for all the same perks as the reward below. This is it. We will not be able to add any more of these even if these completely sell out.

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    THE ARCHIVIST aka THE DOV: This magic person gets all the items mentioned in THE COMPLETIST, PLUS a set of 10 hand poured resin figures by George Gaspar/October Toys of which there are only 2 sets in existence. The set you will be getting includes the first 5 pieces which were the actual pieces shown at San Diego Comic Con in 2012 (see photo) and were the pieces the factory actually used in creating the tooling masters. In addition you will get a set of TEST SHOTS in blue, the same as the ones photographed for this Kickstarter (one of only 5 sample sets made). WOW you are THE KING, but wait... there is another.

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