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Brian BurgerBy Brian Burger
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Brian BurgerBy Brian Burger
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$1,369
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Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Fri, March 11 2016 8:05 PM UTC +00:00

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    For One Buck or MORE you get to license a song for use on your project. This license is ONLY available to our backers.

    If you want to hear a sample, just watch the video under REWARDS.

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    DONT CLICK THIS!

    Unless you picked a reward that has a T-SHIRT and you need size 2xl - 3xl.

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    This Five Bucks will be music to your ears.

    Seriously, it's music... to your ears. Get a link to download the "Jennifer Help Us" soundtrack.

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    You know what you need? A second layer of skin. But since that procedure is still in the animal testing phase, how about a T-SHIRT!

    Get a sweet ass "Jennifer Help Us" tee and get ready to be burdened with a life of explaining to curious passerby's what the hell your shirt means.

    Standard shirt size is Small - Extra Large. Want Larger? Be sure to also click on reward number 2 or include $2 on your pledge.

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    "You know what? I have too many physical possessions. Plus I can watch the first movie for free. I just want you guys to make more movies. Here's 20 bucks."

    Wow, you are as generous as you are beautiful. Very.

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    "Jennifer Help Us" Official Unofficial Chinese Bootleg Special Edition DVD!

    A buddy of mine found a bootleg copy of our movie in a corner store in Hong Kong.

    To be completely honest, I'm not even mad! It was cheaper for me to buy a crate of these then to print them myself.

    Besides the movie, special feature include cantonese subtitles, deleted scenes, and behind the scenes footage not seen anywhere else. (Im still not sure how they got their hands on that)

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    "Jennifer Help Us" Ex Rental Edition VHS!

    Thats right, get JHU in the format it was born to be on. This VHS will not only feature the entire film, but a collection of "coming attraction" trailers to truly complete the experience of owning an ex rental.

    This will be a one time print, so each collector VHS will be numbered and cataloged.

    Case, stickers, and sticker placement may very from tape to tape. Fool your horror hound friends into believing you found a nugget of horror movie gold they never knew existed.

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    Get the "Jennifer Help Us" Official Unofficial Chinese Bootleg Special Edition wrapped in a T-Shirt!

    "Oh isn't that cute, a DVD wearing a shirt, it thinks its people."

    Reminder, standard shirt size is Small - Extra Large. If you want to supersize, be sure to also click on Reward Number 2!

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    The VHS wrapped in a T-Shirt!

    Get the sweet ass JHU shirt and the Ex Rental Edition VHS for $5 cheaper than buying them separately.

    The shirt has now saved us money on bubble wrap, and we've passed that savings onto you!

    Remember, Shirt Size is Small - Extra Large. If you want larger, be sure to also click on Reward Number 2!

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    "I just want to see this happen. Take my money and make your damn movie. I don't want your crap, I want RESULTS!"

    Well that escalated quickly. Thank you?

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    Have a Three Way!

    Are you a Completionist? Get the T-Shirt, VHS, and DVD!

    Don't forget, standard shirt size is Small - Extra Large. If you want a little more room to breath, be sure to also click on Reward Number 2!

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    "I like the cut of your jib. Make your movie. I don't need anything in return. I just want you to meet my pal, Ben Franklin."

    Any pal of yours is a pal of ours, but we can't except this without anything in return. Tell you what, we'll give you a special "Thank You" in the credits of "Jennifer Help Us Too!".

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    "I like the cut of your jib as well, but I like stuff more."

    Thats fine. Tell you what, have the Shirt, DVD, VHS, and a Special Thanks in the Credits of "Jennifer Help Us Too!"

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    We've got a bone to pick with you!

    Scare the hell out of your neighbors, with the MASK from "Jennifer Help Us"!

    We made a couple mask for the production, but I had the parts to make 2 more just in case. Let me make one for you!

    These will be similar and made of the same materials as the ones used in the movie. The headwear is adjustable to fit most head sizes, but be aware the majority of the mask is an actual cows pelvic bone.

    (Not held reliable if wearing becomes possessed by a restless cow spirit.)

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    Killer Cosplay!

    Or just a killer collectable. We had three killer outfits we used for the filming of "Jennifer Help Us" We are willing to sell two of them. These are the actual costumes used in the movie.

    Includes hand made Bone Mask, custom made Yellow Dress (M), and Work Gloves.

    (Blood stains and stain placement may vary)

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    Guess what? You just became an Executive Producer!

    First thing I'd like to point out is we're not throwing the "P" word around lightly. This is the only reward were you can be a Producer, and even this is limited. Its not just an arbitrary title to us. Here, it means something. So here's what you get...

    STUFF. Obviously, all the rewards mentioned thus far. (excluding the killer costume, but I will make you a bone mask if you want!) But here are the real perks...

    A TITLE. We're talking Credits, Imdb, the whole shabang. This is limited, so you will be only one of a few, increasing the titles value. Plus it will comes without a "kickstarter" type subtitle.

    A BRAND. Did you see that badass retro looking Burgworks Entertainment motion graphic in the video above? Yeah, thats how our movie started. I made that, and I'll make one for you too. It will be one of the first images audiences see when they watch "Jennifer Help Us Too!". Hell, a custom moving logo for you or your production company would make this reward worth it alone, but there's more...

    INVOLVEMENT. Here's the fun part, if you clicked on this, then you believe in the project. By extension, we believe in you. FIRST, you'll get a copy of the script, but its not just for reading. We want your input. Help us build our vision. SECOND, you'll be involved with all major meetings and decisions in preproduction. Casting, Locations, Budget, so on and so forth. If your geographical location is a significant distance from us, we'll do it live via Skype. THIRD, If you can, we want you with us on set. Maybe it will be a visit, maybe you just review dailies online, maybe you stay for the whole run and sleep in my guest room. (basement) Whatever the decision, we want you to be part of this. We don't want you to think we're just taking your money and giving you a handshake. Be part of our family.

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    Congratulations, You just acquired the North American Distribution Rights to "Jennifer Help Us Too!"

    (Or your region of choice)

    We'll finish the movie, then deliver it to you. It's fate, is in your hands.

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