Mystery Beef and Pie Swag Bag(TM)**. **Warning: Mystery B+P Swag Bag(TM) may contain any and everything we need to clear out the shed. Like the stuff we never get around to taking to Goodwill. Possible items include: socks, 3/4inch reels, keychains, outdated Scuzzi and USB cables, opened Beard DVDs, loose coffee beans, Man on a Mission patches (and t-shirts), plastic take out silverware.
Now you're getting to the good stuff. First you'll get a Special Thanks in the credits. Not some cheap regular Thanks. Oh no, yours will be Special. Like a solid 14pt font. You'll also get a 2015 Crazy Carl Custom Calendar(TM) featuring 12 months of Crazy Carl photos. Some vintage, some current, some starring their multitude of pets. All year you'll be reminded of how you helped bring man-boobs to the masses! And don't worry you're getting a Beard DVD.
Award Winning, globally recognized, photographer Andrew Yates will photograph you and your family with Crazy Carl Hickerson for a holiday card. It can be in front of Carl's famous van. Carl can wear a santa hat. Shirt will be at his discretion.
This keepsake will be suitable for framing and way more authentic than a photo in front of the "Welcome to Austin" sign.
Yes, you are getting a Beard DVD.
Show your love for Austin - and let everyone in the future know you helped make this movie available for free. Your company name and logo will appear at the front of the film - PBS style. And just like above we bring the party to you and put on a killer screening at your place.
Everything mentioned before and much more! Carl and Company will come and play the movie at your place. Your logo comes before the film. And (if they are still alive) Shivas Headband performs live after the screening.
Award winning photographer Andrew Yates shoots holiday card with your entire staff and Carl. #winning
Are you Crazy too? Okay... We do all of the above plus film a video holiday card for your agency starring Crazy Carl. We'll get Led Zeppelin to reunite. AND we'll film your kids' Bar Mitzvah. Plus one Beard DVD.