New Whale Staplers Available and Launch Party!!
After many years lost at sea, the new Whale Staplers are finally available!
These cetacional collators have encountered many setbacks along the way, including navigation failures, malestorms of paint... Read more
Good News (Finally) - Whale Stapler 2.0!
I am so excited to finally share pictures of the final whale stapler samples!
After many long months of international negotiations, the whale stapler factory has come up with an exceptional... Read more
Here is a final shot of the whole whale stapler pod, before they are scattered to the trade winds.
This has been a huger job than I imagined. But as... Read more
Look at all these Whale Staplers - and Whale Stapler Joke contest
Three quick updates:
(1) Thank you all so much for your forbearance. I'm very happy to report that the first whale staplers just need some final touching up and will... Read more
Setbacks and Progress
Operating a stapler factory in my kitchen has been a truly eye opening experience. But it has also been eye-closing in the sense that I have suffered from ocular dust... Read more
Whale Stapler Numbering System and Production Update
Two updates for today
(1) Numbering System
It can be hard to distinguish among whale staplers, just as for whales and for staplers.
Aside from the production flaws that are... Read more
Production Update - March 10
Here is a quick update on the Whale Stapler production.
The whale staplerficiation process is very demanding and time consuming, but it is also deeply satisfying.
This Saturday night I... Read more
THANK YOU! and Next Steps
1) Thank You!!
Thank you! I am so appreciative for all the support and encouragement for the whale stapler project, and all the valuable advice I have received along the... Read more
Important Update - Whale Stapler Species Options
I've received many useful suggestions and questions from whale stapler supporters. One of the most frequent questions is: "There are so many varieties of whales and staplers out there, so... Read more
Statement of Limited Artistic Ability and Mass Production Update
I am so excited by the response to the whale stapler! Thank you so much! There is still time to contribute and get your whale stapler. And if you have... Read more
Funding Goal Reached - Keep on Stapling!
I'm so excited that the whale stapler project reached its funding goal so quickly - Thank you so much to every who has supported this project! This means I will... Read more
RIP Dolphin and New Blog Post Detailing Whale Stapler Production Process
I'm so excited by the positive response so far, please keep spreading the word!
Two updates today:
(1) I was very saddened to hear that the dolphin could not be... Read more
Whale Stapler Video - Director's Cut
Thanks so much to everyone who has supported!
This is a link to the director's cut of the video. It contains some additional rare archival whale footage, more inspiring editing... Read more