Name read aloud, listed on site, a t-shirt with your choice of "Fun at Parties", or "Friend of the Program", and a personalized spirit portrait of yourself. This will be a drawing suitable for framing based on what Dale thinks you look like, guided by the forces of the spirit realm (aka whiskey).
If in NYC: Dale will come to your place and live tweet an episode of The Bachelor or the Bachelorette. He'll bring a bottle of something special for you both to enjoy. You both deserve it.
If not in NYC: We can set up a Skype date and enjoy a virtual drink together. A bottle will be sent to your home in advance.
In either case, you'll also have your name read aloud, listed on the website, receive a Friend of the Program t-shirt, and be sent a drawing documenting one of Dale's adventures.