A physical copy of the CD, sent in the mail immediately after its release, plus a personal Thank You phone call from Mink. Mink promises she will never give your phone number to anyone else, even if they beg. Or offer money.
An autographed copy of the CD sent in the mail immediately after its release, and a personalized autographed film still from the selection available on minkstole.com, or an autographed copy of the CD and Mink's autograph on any item you already own. (For your personal items, you pay postage over $7.00.)
HOT PICK! A copy of the CD, sent in the mail after its release, plus a pair of Mink's famous hand-crocheted potholders in the colors of your choice (subject to availability). Approximately 7" square, these are three-ply cotton, washable, and, if you don't burn them, will last a very long time. Can also be framed.
A copy of the CD, sent in the mail, plus Mink will learn to text, and will text ten people of your choice, telling them what a great person you are and how much she likes you (or anything else you want her to say -- even Taffy's line from "Female Trouble" about not sucking . . . ).
An autographed copy of the CD, plus Mink will record the outgoing mesage of your choice on your phone or answering machine. Includes 3 updates within a one-year period for a total of three outgoing messages. Or you can get one outgoing message for yourself, and give the other two to friends.
Mink will marry you. That is, in her official capacity as the Reverend Nancy Paine Stoll of the Universal Life Church, Mink will officiate at your wedding. (Within 200 miles of Baltimore or you pay travel expenses.) If you cannot be legally married, Mink will officiate at your Commitment Ceremony.
Mink and her Wonderful Band will play the CD for you live in your home or the venue of your choice. If it's during the holidays, they will also include music from their Christmas show (subtitled "Christmas music you're not sick of yet"). (Must be within 200 miles of Baltimore and subject to availability.)