THE LONG AND THE SHORT (MOSTLY THE SHORT) OF IT...
Big Like Me: One Man’s Quest to Enlarge His Penis is a documentary feature chronicling my obsessive efforts to increase my penis size using various penile enhancement methods. I even explore some surgical procedures. Ouch!
SIZE MATTERS...AND NOT JUST TO ME!
Every since I was a kid I've worried about the size my penis. I'm average according to statistics, but who wants to be average? I want to be big. And I'm not alone. A recent study of 25,000 men showed that 55% of the men surveyed were uncomfortable with their penis size. Over half! What could be driving this penis panic? Is pornography and the distorted view of penis size to blame? Or is all this penis insecurity just a reflection of the male sex's innate desire to be bigger, stronger, better. In short, how much of our obsession with penis size is cultural and how much is DNA?
What's the truth about penis size? Is penis enlargement really possible? How far am I really willing to go to be BIG?
A LONG, HARD JOURNEY :)
With this goal in mind, I set out on a journey that leads me across the nation in search of the perfectly-sized penis. From New York City, where we meet the world's biggest man (13.5 inches, perfectly crazy!!), to Amish country, where we discuss dildo preferences with a Mennonite girl (God's schlong must be amazing) and everywhere and everything in between, I seek the wise counsel of the American people to help determine my own fate. Will I risk it all on the operating table for a bigger penis? Or will I learn to finally accept myself as I am?
WHY WE ARE ON KICKSTARTER
We are almost finished shooting Big Like Me, which is very exciting! But we aren't done yet. We still have a long way to go. We need to finish the shoot, start the editing process, license the music, and get this film to festivals. We are asking for $30,000, which should allow us to finish the shoot and get the movie edited so we can have a final cut to show distributors. Remember: If we do NOT raise the full $30,000 within the allotted time period, we will get NOTHING. So please do your best to donate!!!
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