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A book of jokes celebrating the humor and flavor of Mango Chutney
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Hey everyone, my name is Dan, and I am raising money to print my book of Mango Chutney jokes. The book contains my top 50 Mango Chutney jokes and is illustrated by Kate Chanba.

Mango Chutney has been around for hundreds of years. A classic dipping sauce from South Asia, Mango Chutney is a perfect compliment to everything from curries to toast. Its vibrant color, strong taste and smell, and slimy nature make it a delight for all 5 senses. Most people, however, often overlook the 6th sense that Mango Chutney stimulates: Humor

Mango Chutney is arguably the funniest and silliest of all dipping sauces. The jokes to be had are endless! Why did the Mango Chutney cross the road? How many Mango Chutneys does it take to change a light bulb? 

In Top 50 Mango Chutney Jokes I help show you the laughter mashed inside every variety of Mango Chutney. Here is your chance to chuckle along with our orange, amorphous friend. 

Like many of us, I've been making Mango Chutney jokes for years. I've scoured this planet looking for the best of the best, and I've finally compiled a Top 50 list of the most outrageous, most ridiculous, biggest knee-slapping, and downright rowdy Mango Chutney jokes. This is the compendium we've all been waiting for!

Each page of the book features a different joke. The wildly talented Kate Chanba is on board illustrating every joke to enhance the comedic experience. I've taken care of layout, graphic design, and of course, the jokes! We are already working with a local Brooklyn printer, Radix Media,  to print the books, and we are thrilled to be supporting small business in this endeavor. 

 Here are 2 sample pages: 

Sample Page 1
Sample Page 1
Sample Page 2
Sample Page 2

What we need now is your help to make this dream project a reality. Basically we're raising money to get this book into print! We need to raise money for: 

-Printing

-Mailing

-Publicity 

-Book Opening/Release Party 

-Swag 

-Font licenses

To keep the costs low, and to keep the financial risk minimal, we are asking you to donate what you can to this project. Please Help!!! 

- Sincerely, Dan Rebholz

How many Mango Chutneys does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Mango Chutneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Risks and challenges

Of course there are challenges and risks to face when making this book. Because we are designing the book digitally, we have to make sure that what we have on the computer, looks good in paper, so we'll have to do several tests, but we must do this as cost efficiently as possible. We also need to make sure that we do not print too many books, or waste money on unnecessary packaging for mailing. Paper cuts and back strains from heavy lifting are also risks that we are currently strategizing for how to avoid.

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