For the price of 36.7 Vitamin Waters, I will credit you with playing the instrument of your choice in the liner notes of my album, send you some awesome original artwork, and give you the album with 2 bonus songs.
The big one. For 50 bucks, I will write a song about you, or the topic of your choice. I'll even put your lyrics to music if you want. I will make the song in the style of your choice. The song will be awesome. I will mail you the completed CD with original artwork and a bonus, never before heard kick-a$$ B-side.You will own the rights to the song should it become a hit and make millions.