A necktie. An essential male-wardrobe accoutrements hanging from one's neck to express power, success, wealth, and domination over friend and foe alike.
A phallus. The essential male organ hanging from one's midsection to express virility, strength, masculinity, sexuality, and the passing of valued genes to the next generation.
The Dicktie? A glorious combination of the two decidedly commanding objects to form the ultimate dangling participle. A tie with the raw sex appeal and representation of ascendancy to win you success in the bedroom and the boardroom.
ADDITIONAL BACKER REWARDS!
Fathers Day. For only $10 more, you can let you dad know you think he’s still got it this Father’s Day season with a classic Dicktie, gift wrapped and sent with a custom made Father’s Day card. All of which will make it in time for Father’s Day. Click here for more details and card images.
Custom Color. At our $45 reward level, we will create a Dicktie in the solid color of your choice! The rainbow is your oyster. Sorry, no patterns!
3-Pack. For $75, we will send you one each of our original Dickties in Black, Pink, and Pattern. Variety is a good thing!
Risks and challenges
As with any new product, the manufacturing process is of utmost importance to ensure getting off the ground effectively. The Dicktie team is devoted to getting you the best product in the most cost effective way possible. We have access to a network of manufacturers that can produce Dickties, handmade, at a reasonable rate (considering the at-present low quantities), and our team is able to deliver the products ourselves to our base of operations.
* Please note that the patterned edition may vary slightly from the model pictured.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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