A necktie. An essential male-wardrobe accoutrements hanging from one's neck to express power, success, wealth, and domination over friend and foe alike.
A phallus. The essential male organ hanging from one's midsection to express virility, strength, masculinity, sexuality, and the passing of valued genes to the next generation.
The Dicktie? A glorious combination of the two decidedly commanding objects to form the ultimate dangling participle. A tie with the raw sex appeal and representation of ascendancy to win you success in the bedroom and the boardroom.
ADDITIONAL BACKER REWARDS!
Fathers Day. For only $10 more, you can let you dad know you think he’s still got it this Father’s Day season with a classic Dicktie, gift wrapped and sent with a custom made Father’s Day card. All of which will make it in time for Father’s Day. Click here for more details and card images.
Custom Color. At our $45 reward level, we will create a Dicktie in the solid color of your choice! The rainbow is your oyster. Sorry, no patterns!
3-Pack. For $75, we will send you one each of our original Dickties in Black, Pink, and Pattern. Variety is a good thing!
Risks and challenges
As with any new product, the manufacturing process is of utmost importance to ensure getting off the ground effectively. The Dicktie team is devoted to getting you the best product in the most cost effective way possible. We have access to a network of manufacturers that can produce Dickties, handmade, at a reasonable rate (considering the at-present low quantities), and our team is able to deliver the products ourselves to our base of operations.
* Please note that the patterned edition may vary slightly from the model pictured.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
No! We are proud to say that The Dick Tie is a very real product that we've held in our hands. We are hoping that we find the right people to support us- those who can appreciate laughing and looking good while doing it.
We area group of college students who have been friends since middle school. We all grew up in Virginia, USA, and came up with idea of the DickTie while catching up with each other over the summer.
The Dick Tie is made out of 100% high-quality silk. Silky.
As of now, each Dick Tie is made individually by a hand selected store owner. We want to emphasize that we are working with sole proprietors who make Dick Ties themselves and bargain their own prices for manufacturing. We also want to emphasize that we have a member of our team stationed on site for manufacturing, ensuring that both quality and working conditions meet the standard of ourselves and our customers.
As The Dick Tie brand grows, we will be seeking new and larger means of production that meets the demands of our customers.
As of writing, there are no comparable phallus neckties on the market. There are a few projects that individuals have made for fun, but none are quite like The Dick Tie.
No. We just think penis ties are giggle-worthy.
Absolutely. There is nothing like it out on the market.
We promise to never share any of your personal or contact information to any third party. Ever. Not even if they try to pay us. We care about you being able to giggle in your own home without having to worry about somebody finding out how much fun you're having.
We will ship the Dickties in normal packaging to help maintain a low profile during delivery.
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