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About this project

Well shoot... I can't get this book published the way I want to... right now. But after becoming a big writer I will publish this book as it's meant to be. So the book I publish will have no reference to the Star Wars galaxy at all. It looks like I have loads of reworking to do but you can still go down there and sample my book anyways and decide whether you want to help me get it published or not. :-)

Please go to this website below to sample a little bit of the story I need help in getting published. This is a little less than one forth of the story so I hope you enjoy this little sample of it. If you want to read the whole thing please donate so I can have the funds to get it published.  

http://anorbitingdilemmastoryexcerpt.webs.com/

You do get a better idea of what the story is about if you read my sample. I promise you it will make you laugh, guffaw, smile, smirk, and maybe shake your head in wonderment. Now don't be a pretzel an go up there and read!

Risks and challenges

Basically to the guys I owe money to that if this doesn't fly the risk is that I will get my arms chopped off. My legs will be broken by mallets then they will be chewed off by ravenous wolves. They will force my eyelids to be cut off and then stick leaches to my eyeballs. Afterwards they will implant really nasty parasites into my feet or what's left of my legs that will very painfully work their way up to my brain eating tissue as they go then finally those parasites will slowly eat my brain away if I don't finish this project and pay those guys back...

Just kidding!!! I already have the book done so all I need is the funds to get it published. Thanks for your support! Read the small portion of my story and see if you like it.

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    The estimated delivery date for these are the longest time estimated to get out all these rewards. So expect them sooner than later! For giving me at the very least one dollar you get to have the chance and pleasure to go out and actually buy this book once it get's published!

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    An email from the author telling you thanks with some tidbits about some of his future projects. Will need your email address though. And the date of delivery really depends on when I get the funds to get this started.

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    I'm going to have to talk to my publishers about this one but I plan on giving you a free copy of my book. Terms are subject to change on this though. Don't whine to me about that though. The terms of usage for practically every program you download to your computer is subject to change on any whim from the makers of that program. This is just something I intend to do. I'll have to work out how with my publisher. But if all else fails maybe I'll just buy you the book myself and send it to you.

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    You get a short story written by me to your specifications. Not less than one page not more than two. Just a short story depending upon how you want it. We'll work it out depending how much I like you. ;-) I'll email it to you too.

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    I think I will put all of these rewards on down from here to be inclusive. So if you pledge $100 you get the $50, $25, $15 and $1 too but only if you mention you want them from me too. Anyways the $100 reward will be that the author of this book, which is me, will give you a phone call (you will have to, of course, provide me your phone number for this) and will talk to you about much of the future books I have planned to write. I'm in for the long haul here so I hope to be publishing my books fifty years from now.No limits on the $100 rewards inclusively too. :-D

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