PEN PALS: I will write you a letter, by hand, that includes top secret information about the album's conception and production, and also gossip about your favorite Marauders-era Hogwarts students. Also includes ALBUM and GRATITUDE rewards.
FAN FICTION: I will write an original work of Harry Potter fan fiction, based on your specifications. You choose the characters, time, setting, and rating (G, PG-13, R, etc.). Delivered electronically in PDF form. Also includes ALBUM and GRATITUDE rewards.
SKYPE/GOOGLE PLUS CONCERT: I will play a private show for you via the internet. This show will last one hour and is likely to include special guest appearances. Also includes ALBUM and GRATITUDE rewards.
THE GUITAR: In return for single-handedly funding this entire project, I will send you the acoustic guitar I used to record my first two albums and play my first 250-ish shows. This instrument is a priceless wizard rock relic and it now belongs to YOU. Also includes SPECIAL EDITION and GRATITUDE rewards.