If you're reading this, it's obvious that you're not only incredibly attractive, but extremely intelligent. I like that about you.
Apocalypse Over Pancakes is a film based on a short story I wrote years ago about . . . well . . . the Apocalypse and Pancakes. The film revolves around five people in a diner on the eve of the Apocalypse. They've all lost something different . . . hope, passion, a loved one or simply the will to believe. But on this night, everything changes when a stranger enters at 3AM, when God himself walks through the doors to experience one of his favorite things mankind ever created . . . pancakes . . . one last time. What follows is both funny, heartfelt and even magical, these people rediscovering their humanity on the night the world is meant to end. Overall, the story is about redemption and the human condition and there's a fantastic, unexpected ending that will will simply make you smile. It's a film I'm very passionate about, and it's going to be something incredible!
I guess it's kind of cliche, but I've been dreaming about making movies since I was a kid, since I saw ET and sobbed like crazy while eating buttered popcorn and downing mass quantities of Skittles.
Things haven't changed much. I still love popcorn and Skittles, and am still a cry baby when it comes to great stories. For me, that's what this movie is all about. It's about creating something that makes people feel. With your help I can make it something AMAZING and, let's be real, don't you want to be a part of something AMAZING? Your mom would totally want that . . . so do it for her . . . unless she scarred you for life . . . in that case, do it for (insert loving relative here). Or do it to spite them all!
My end goal for the film is to create something truly artistic and beautiful, shooting for major releases in film festivals all over the world. But, the fun doesn't stop there! For all your AMAZING support, you get some major sweet swag!
(You feeling AMAZING yet?)
If there is something you desire that I haven't listed here, please shoot me an email and let me know! I'm totally open to giving whatever it takes to get this project done. I'll do almost anything . . . almost . . . and no, I can't get you a lock of Justin Bieber's hair. A finger, maybe, but no hair.
The rewards are listed to the right, and most of them are self-explanatory.
- A digital copy of the film!
- Movie Posters!
- Signed Scripts!
- Pancake Recipes!
- There's even a book with behind the scenes photos and director notes!
- You can even steal some of my personal crap!
- Or adopt an alien!
- There's more info below and all the REWARDS are listed to the left . . . so pick your favorite(s) and MAKE A MOVIE with me!
Trust me, I've got tons of crap, and I'll be happy to part with it for your support! There's no telling what you'll receive. An action figure? Some Legos? A book? A drawing done by yours truly? There's really no telling, but each item comes with a short story about the item you're getting . . . so what are you waiting for? Don't you want to steal my crap?
Or you might choose to adopt an alien! I've been collecting these guys for YEARS now and anybody that knows me knows how much I love them. BUT, I am willing to give some of them up for adoption in order to fund this film!
You will be able to name your alien upon adoption, and I'll take a photo of your little guy and post it on my site before I send him off to his/her new home. I'd also love any photos you take with your aliens as you both venture off into the world together!
I mean, I want to make sure my little peeps are taken care of! I will also sign and number each of the little guys as they are adopted so they never forget where they came from!!
WHAT IF THE PROJECT IS OVER FUNDED?
If this happens, it would be beyond amazing! I mean, what more could anyone ask for than to have so many people excited about a creative project? My goal is to raise enough money to create Apocalypse Over Pancakes at the highest quality, but if over funded, we will use that money to make it even better . . . like higher highest quality!! It would also allow me to really take care of everybody involved and if there's enough left over, I'd love to shoot a second short film I've been working on called THE PHOENIX. It would be AMAZING if I were given the opportunity to spend even more time on these projects.
YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!
That's me saying thanks! Without attractive, intelligent people like you, movies like this wouldn't happen. You're making dreams come true here, and I promise you this film will be something fantastic . . . magical even! ;)
You can find out more about ME at www.romanwhite.com
- (30 days)