Bee Still my Beeting Heart
Why couldn’t “YOLO” have meant like “hello” instead of “drive without a seatbelt.” I would have liked a new “holler, ballers.” Like “yolo, amigo” has a nice ring to it.... Read more
Floaty Things, Remastered, and Tiny Dice, Oh My!
We guess Floaty Things are the lions in this scenario, if the title tracks. Which is more or less on point because it is famously pleasing to balance objects a... Read more
Let's doooo the tiiiime warp agaiiiiin
Hello and welcome back to Updaticus Prime!
Although we wanted to wish everyone a happy holiday season by sending everyone cookies, it turns out we like cookies too much, so... Read more
Did someone say "unconventional"?
...because that would be misleading. We are literally going to perform the most conventional act known to nerdkind: attend a convention. This weekend we'll be at PAX Unplugged! If you've... Read more
Heyooo!! Shipping is ON for Hex Chests Remastered (and also Winged Dice :D)! Technically, it was on a while ago, but it's also on now, too. As well. Flap flap,... Read more
Beehives and Opens; what's that mean, exactly?
People have been asking a very reasonable question; "what does it mean to select open vs beehive on my survey? I would like bees, please" Here are pictures to help!... Read more
Lacewood is Leopardwood, and other oddities
Hi all! So surveys went out and whoo-boy, we did a poor job communicating some things and had mini-strokes with others.
Leopard wood is Lacewood
While not technically true, when... Read more
Surveys arrive with a flash of lightning and a crash of thunder
We’ve become obsessed with fabricating tales of Trash Pandacles, son of Raccoon Zeusacles. It’s fun; you should try it. So far he’s cleaned the Agean dumpster by eating its... Read more
Awww yeeee! Celebrate KS closing times!
The Hex Chest Remastered and That Floaty Thing Kickstarter is complete! Wooooo! With the closing of this chapter we open up the new exciting story of: let's hear your preferences... Read more
As promised, the update to eclipse all updates
We were hearing too many eclipso jokes
It now makes sense to us why people would have performed human sacrifice to keep the sun from going away during the day.... Read more
Eclipse = pie face
As we had not foreseen, a new experience enters our lives. And smears itself all over our faces.
Whelp. "Thank you" for helping us hit a stretch goal we didn't... Read more
We're conning ourselves
GenConSon! (please to pronounce "Jenkensen")
It’s really too bad that confidence men (and women, we suppose) have given “con” a bad reputation. Now it sounds like we’re heading somewhere to... Read more
Penny Arcade Acquisitions Inc Hex Chests!
In the war of “to click bait or to (1)/(click bait)” we’ve clearly chosen sides. Your move, ambiguous titles! We’re super super super excited to announce that Penny Arcade’s Acquisitions... Read more
Updaticus Prime - stretching, floating, and opening our interiors
Welcome, Kickstarteers, to update prime! Thank you so much for supporting us and making day one maximally tingly and woozy. You will find we are doggedly grateful hosts who can’t... Read more