Boy would I LOVE to do this. But no.
I used to be in the business of putting games in boxes with feelies, and I loved doing that. But I know *exactly* the level of effort and the number of employees or subcontractors or fulfillment companies that it takes to deliver that experience, and it's way beyond the scope of what I can do for this project.
Maybe someday, maybe for some other game. But I simply can't do it for this game.