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Sleazy, 70's science-fiction roleplaying game by Venger Satanis, Alpha Blue, has taken lots of inspiration from sci-fi porn parodies.
Sleazy, 70's science-fiction roleplaying game by Venger Satanis, Alpha Blue, has taken lots of inspiration from sci-fi porn parodies.
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The animated science-fantasy film Starchaser: The Legend of Orin came out in 1985.  I saw it in a darkened movie theater (in 3D) when I was eleven.  I flat-out loved it.  That film has inspired me countless times over the years, and I still watch it with my kids and disapproving wife today!

At the beginning of this year, I came out with an old school, sci-fi RPG that liberally borrowed from 70's and early 80's porn, exploitation films, and sex comedy romps.  It's called Alpha Blue, and has been well received.  As was the follow-up Girls Gone Rogue, full of even more random tables, adventure seeds, and raunchy space-opera artwork!

Alpha Blue was directly inspired by such films as Ice Pirates, Flash Gordon, Barbarella, the aforementioned Starchaser, and stuff like The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue, Flesh Gordon, Star Babes, Sex Wars, and other various porn parodies of science-fiction classics.

It seemed highly logical to create my own porn parody in order to showcase the underground, DIY, OSR, anti-establishment, punk aesthetic of Alpha Blue.  Give the people what they want - MORE SLEAZE!!!

So, what's going to be in the book?  Around 60 pages (8.5" x 11") of new adventure scenarios, technology, weapons, drugs, NPCs, adversaries, monsters, galactic factions, Federation sub-committees, a section on taxes, tariffs, and free trade, time travel, random tables galore, alternatives to temporary Health after sexual encounters, alien cities, and even more fleshy envelope-pushing artwork!

Pussy Chasers: The Legend of Oral starts with a rag-tag crew of spacers (the PCs) living in an parallel universe where the repressives won the war of sexual politics.  This is a universe where the women are frigid and fully clothed and the men are timid and socially inept.  Sex only happens rarely, in bed, with the lights out... and for no other reason than procreation.  

However, a mad scientist and political radical friend of yours has been tracking sub-quantum energy waves through the nova field.  That lead to the discovery of this alternate universe containing (among other things) an enchanted star-blade, as if the Space Gods had forged their divine will into an omnipotent phallus.  

This magnificent universe is unlike the one you're used to.  It's a place where the average spacer can get the fellatio and/or cunnilingus he or she really, really wants - and for only a fistful of credits!

However, just as soon as you arrived, an armada of battle cruisers outfitted with nutronic missiles was dispatched from the sex-poor universe.  They want you back, to stand before the Inter-Galactic Sex Crimes Tribunal.  Most likely you'll be executed for chasing pussy and oral sex (are the legends true... can such things really be found?).  Only the crystalline laser sword known as Kort'thalis can unite those repressed galaxies against totalitarian celibacy.  Long live the revolution!

[5/23/16] See this blog post for details on the book's title and contents:  http://vengersatanis.blogspot.com/2016/05/universal-exploits.html

Stretch Goals

$1,500  -  A fun and cartoonish (similar in style to Mad Magazine) new Alpha Blue character sheet by James V West, loosely based on the likeness of Dorothy Stratten in Galaxina.

$2,000  -  Glynn Seal of MonkeyBlood Design will create the schematic plans for a new starship based on the "boob ship" from the 1980 Roger Corman film, Battle Beyond the Stars.

$2,500  -  Glynn will design Grabba the Butt's palace of perversity.  Like the starship, this will also be a high-resolution image that can be downloaded, printed, and used in play.

$3,000  -  Glynn will also create a schematic for a starship based on the Starbird toy from the 70's (see directly below).

 Fulfillment will be provided by DriveThruRPG...

 

Risks and challenges

I've given myself enough time to get this project finished. So, barring some catastrophe (like me dying), it'll happen and 99% of backers will be very pleased with the results.

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    You'll get a PDF and signed softcover book of Pussy Chasers: The Legend of Oral.

    Add an additional $12 if you want Girls Gone Rogue (PDF and signed softcover).

    Add an additional $15 if you want Alpha Blue (PDF and signed softcover).

    Add an additional $10 if you want to be listed in the book as a Key Kickstarter Contributor.

    Add an additional $25 if you want to be listed in the book as Supreme Kickstarter Commander! This level also comes with a set of customized Kort'thalis Publishing dice (plus an extra $20 if you want the t-shirt - men's XL only).

    Non-USA residents will either get TWO signed, softcover copies of Pussy Chasers: The Legend of Oral or a bonus book from Kort'thalis Publishing that is less than 60 pages in length.

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