E-SWAG PACKAGE. We’ll send you a link where you can download cool stuff like Vicky Vixen wallpaper, ring tones, and songs like “Badass Chicks” featured in the VV pilot. You’ll also get a thank you letter with a VV spy game card with mysterious clues that will unlock hidden secrets. The challenge will crush your mind!
KICK ASS IN 3D! We’ll send you a pair of totally geeky 3D glasses so you can watch Paige Van Zant kicking ass in 3D on our website. You’ll wanna duck when she throws that first punch at you! Plus E-Swag package and two VV spy game cards!
LIMITED EDITION SWAG. You’ll get a limited edition VV poster signed by creator Randy Sellars’ actual hand. Dude, this is the same hand that accidentally touched Keanu Reeves. This design will never be produced again! Warning, your friends may experience fits of envious rage! Plus E-Swag package, 3D glasses, and three VV spy game cards.
SUPER LIMITED EDITION SWAG. Choose either a limited edition Vicky Vixen T shirt or baseball style cap. These designs will never be produced again! You’ll also get a limited addition DVD signed by director Randy Sellars’ actual hand. You should know, this is the same hand that hi-fived George Carlin. The DVD includes the pilot episodes for VV and Real Girls Kick Ass, as well as hilarious behind the scenes footage and photos. And that’s not all. Paige Van Zant will autograph an 8 x 10 photo of her kicking serious ass. Plus E-Swag package, 3D glasses, and all six VV spy game cards! Wow!
KICK ASS PRODUCER PACKAGE. Totally impress your friends when your name appears as a Kick Ass Producer in the credits of the Vicky Vixen and Real Girls Kick Ass pilot episodes. We’ll also credit you in whatever we produce next. But wait, there’s more! Randy will send you the top secret 1st half of the screenplay for Vicky Vixen – Episode 1, along with director’s notes. And that’s not all! You’ll also receive a personal phone call from Randy thanking you and swearing you to secrecy! Don’t worry, he’ll never stalk you again – unless you want him to. As a Kick Ass Producer, you’ll get this entire package, valued at over $1 million dollars, AND the amazing Super Limited Edition Swag, E-Swag, 3D glasses, and all six VV spy game cards! Unbelievable!
GET REWARDED WITH IMMORTALITY! You get your very own alter ego when we name a Vicky Vixen character after you. I’ll send you a full character description including a “back story” based on any personal facts you’re willing to share. Do you wanna be heroic or villainous, serious or silly? Choose carefully, you’ll be cheered or booed by billions of fans for the next millennium! Of course, you’re also a Kick Ass Producer including all of the awesome rewards above.
YOU’RE A BADASS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER! Minions will tremble in your presence. Not only do you get the entire Kick Ass Producer package, you also score a prominent film credit in both the VV and Real Girls Kick Ass pilots. We’ll also credit you in the very next thing we produce. What’s a Badass Executive Producer get to do? Well, mostly yell at people! And, you get to visit our set. You'll hang out in your very own directors chair watching all of the action live and on the video monitor. Wanna yell action and cut? You got it! Our set photographer will be there to shoot all the action of you and we’ll post all the good stuff on our website! This reward will change your life – and sculpt your abs into a six-pack! (Must provide your own lodging and transportation to Portland, OR)
BE A BADASS MONSTER PRODUCER! You’re an Executive Producer who’s really scary and powerful. Even Freddy Kruger pays you homage! We’ll fly you to visit our set in Portland, OR from any major city in the US. While you are here, our fantastic special effects make-up artist, Christina Kortum, will transform you into another being. Sorry, no miracles - she can’t make you look like George Clooney or Charlize Theron. But, she can turn you into a gruesome monster, vampire, zombie, alien - you name it. You’ll also get a fabulous photo and video session to preserve your twisted image forever. Heck, we’ll feature your ghoulish image on the VV website! Come on, you can’t wait to post your scary new mug on Facebook or You Tube! Of course, you also get all of the other rewards listed above. (Must provide your own lodging in Portland, OR)
YOU'RE A FILM GODDESS OR GOD! If you are considering pledging this kind of money, email me first and tell me what you want. You can have all of the rewards above AND I’ll do just about anything you want! Anything! My wife will get over it.