Get all of the above, plus an autographed poster and T-shirt made exclusively for this project and Kickstarter supporters. You will look lovely and amazing in it, and your friends will see you for the TRENDSETTER you are!
Get all of the above, plus I WILL WRITE YOU A SONG!!! It can be about you or for you, you choose the subject matter (nothing explicit, please). If we get at least 5 backers, I'll record the songs and press a LIMITED EDITION EP and send it to you! You will be the talk of the town and all of your friends will be foaming at the mouth with jealousy! Now tell me, how cool is that?!