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Tools and equipment to minimize the apocalypse on the 21st of December 2012 A.D. Includes "I Saved The World" t-shirts and bags.

Planet Nibiru is scheduled to collide with Earth on the 21st of December, 2012 A.D. There's not much time left...but you can still help. 

Who we are

The Light Warriors have been fighting apocalypses officially for three millenia, unofficially since the beginning of time - visit our Facebook Timeline for our recent activities (since 1000 A,D.) Our influence has shaped the course of human history, popular culture and the landscape of the Earth as we know it. Our finances have mostly remained stable, but the recession meant that we were forced to cut back.

Why Kickstarter?

Crowd funding appeared on our radar for the first time in Ancient Greece but we didn't really believe in it until the dawn of the Digital Age, and we have decided that Earth's human population deserves to have a hand in minimizing the effects of Nibiru.

The Three Projects 

-Rent wings for our unicorns so they can steer Earth away from frontal collision

-Build dams to help minimize damage from tidal waves caused by Nibiru

-Purchase supplies to maintain morale in the during- and post-apocalypse phases. 

Rewards (swag)

assisting the Light Warriors shouldn't go unrewarded so we've prepared a wide array of bags, t-shirts and works of art for our backers. Scroll down to see all options.

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Bags:

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Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter

Fighting apocalypses is never without risks, but our careful planning has taken centuries, and all we need now is that last little boost to get us over the edge and into a new tomorrow.

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    LIGHT WARRIOR CONNOISSEUR your name listed on our website, a pdf copy of your membership certificate, and a signed unicorns vs. dinosaurs art print.

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    MEET A WARRIOR dinner with a Light Warrior in Berlin, post-apocalypse. Travel costs not included.

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    WINGS OF NUTELLA - a unicorn personally dedicated to you. plus swag of your choosing (up to a reasonable amount).

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