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Havent had a proper laptop in nearly half a decade. Mostly because its been too much fun being offline, and figuring out how to be.

Havent had a proper laptop in nearly half a decade. Mostly because its been too much fun being offline, and figuring out how to be. Read more

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Funding for this project was canceled by the project creator on July 9, 2014.

Havent had a proper laptop in nearly half a decade. Mostly because its been too much fun being offline, and figuring out how to be.

About this project

Basically, Im trying to buy a computer, a 13-inch MacBook Pro, to be more precise.

Currently all money goes to my plebian lifestyle of groceries, health insurance, and rent. So no, Im not throwing champagne parties (but might consider an invitation).

To continue my professional development, I need my own laptop. Coding, Photoshop, accurate Facebook stalking (hey, dont act like you dont know what Im talking about), and getting in my fill of quality Youtube time are all experiences I havent quite explored to the fullest.

All in all, sometimes, I just feel...different. *shrugs*

Disclaimer: This is just to see the system's limits, bends, and angles.

Risks and challenges

Mostly, I feel like Im qualified to tell how life without a laptop feels.
With the completion of the project, maybe I'll forget my humble beginnings...

In this Digital Age, no laptop is the equivalent of couture-ing up a Chanel gown without, you know, eyes.
Maybe I'll forget to feel with my heart, and just stream season after season of 'Gossip Girl' instead...

With a laptop, I wont be introduced as the weird girl, 'Hey, this is Elizabeth. She doesnt have a laptop. Or a cellphone. Weird, righhhhht?'
Socially-speaking, I may have to come out of the corner and into the light...

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    $1 reward

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    With your help, I will be on my way to owning a 21st century device---who knew?!
    You will get a 'thank you' when I create my website (using my laptop).

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    $5 reward

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    Receive a photo of me hanging out with my laptop; my laptop would join me in Europe, so maybe a few snapshots of us drinking a liter or two in ye olde Beer Garden.

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    $10 reward

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    We will send you the cutest compilation of cute kids, puppies, and unlikely animal friendships EVER (that I found using the actual internet). A photo of the two of us (the happy meant-for-each-others), and a 'thank you' on my website.

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    $20 reward

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    For your good heartedness, you will be recognized as a 'Contributor' to my website for 1 month (it will be cool).
    Cutest compilation that will melt the sole of your soul.
    A photo of me and my lovely Lappy-To-Be.
    A 'thank you' on my website.

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    $50 reward

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    For your generous soul, you will receive an authentic 'Elizabeth Taylor' autograph (probably with some artistic doodling and realistic-looking stick figure).
    Name in chalk, outside.
    The Compilation of Cuteness (animals, babies, etc.)
    A photo of Sir Laptop and I.
    A 'thank you' on my website.

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    $100 reward

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    I will regale you all my goofy/horrifying/quirky/random tales of not having a laptop!
    Gather ye around...
    'Elizabeth Taylor' autograph (gee wiz!)
    Name in chalk (hot dog!)
    Cute Animals, and Children, and Things (oh my!)
    a 'Thank you' (awwww!)

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Funding period

- (30 days)