You will be sent “The Handbook of Atheism”... a beautifully bound book with an embossed front cover, but entirely empty on the inside... because there are no rules on how to be an atheist. No moles were skinned in the making of this classy little notebook. You will also receive an “ICH BIN ATHEIST” tote bag AND an atheist sole. (Includes shipping).
Oh My Gollygosh, you just bought a pair of atheist shoes! This reward is a 100% prepayment for a pair of shoes, which you can redeem on our website one month from now. It's at that point that you will be able to choose the size and colour of your shoes - the smallest size will be European 36, the largest European 47. We hope we'll be ready to deliver by May 1st, if not by Easter!
Not only will you get a pair of atheist shoes, but we will ensure that yours are amongst the very first ones dispatched AND, for good measure, we will include a Handbook of Atheism and a Tote bag in your package. This reward is a 100% pre-payment for a pair of shoes and can later be redeemed on our website, at which point size and colour can be chosen, min Eur 36, max 47. (Includes shipping).
You can have 5 pairs of atheist shoes in any material and colour combination you can dream up (well, ok, we're not going to make you shoes out of platinum or diamond, but you get the idea). AND we will name a shoe after you and sell it on our website.
We will fly you to Berlin where we will measure your foot and make you a pair of customised atheist shoes! We promise they will be the best-fitting shoes you have ever owned AND we will show you all the best sights of Berlin AND drink some gorgeous tipples AND offer you a debaptism party, with a hairdryer and some local guy pretending to be an atheist priest or something.