Goal Met! On to Stretch Goals.
We’re in the clear!
We did it, crew! With only 32 hours left, we’ve pulled the ship out of freefall and crossed our funding goal! And some of you wondered if all those crew deaths would be worth it.
But we’re not out of the woods yet. (The woods are space.) We’ve still got some time to upgrade the project with stretch goals. And the first of these is to have the audio book read by everyone’s favorite thunder-chinned testosterone golem, Brian S. Lewis. Here’s his official headshot.
If we hit $15,000, Brian S. Lewis will record the audio book for The Fatal Frontier. But he’s not the only ZOE/DG alumn we’d be stealing—the recording would be done by Audio Phil the audiophile, licensed phonomancer. You might recognize him from shooting me in the back with a ballista.
Look at him, all smug and competent. There's a reason we lock him in a dark room with his stupid instruments and talent.
32 hours left! You know what to do!