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About

Trump Trumps in all its glory
Trump Trumps in all its glory

We're Going to Make a Game. A Great, Great Game

We're going to make a game from a bad pun - and no one makes pun-based games like we do, trust me. We'll make it very inexpensively too. But it will have the appearance of incredible quality, so much that you will think you can't afford it. But you can. Yes, this is going to be a truly great game - like we used to have. We don't have games like this any more, but we will do again. And we will make you pay for that game, mark my words...

You need a game like this

There's a deck of cards - pay attention, this isn't rocket science - and each one features a quote from Donald Trump, our soon-to-be glorious leader. How many cards featuring quotes from Donald Trump do you have? None. This game has 50 of them. No other card game has this, let me tell you that.

Now what you need to do is split them evenly between everyone who's playing. Don't look at your cards, the accumulated wisdom on them will be overwhelming and you'll feel inadequate because these words are from a man with a very, very high IQ.

Take it in turns to pick the top card from your hand, turn it over, read the quote to the other players (pausing to wonder at the intelligence) and then pick one of the criteria on the card and read that score out too. The other players read out the corresponding scores on their cards. The player with the highest score wins all the cards.

Repeat and continue until a single player has won all the cards and is the winner. Or until China buys all the cards.

Let's make top trumps great again!

TerrorBull Games Patended Awkward-Injecting-Device

What if there's a draw? We've got that covered. What you have to do is take it in turns to offer supporting statements and arguments in favour of the quotation on your card. If you pause, hesitate, laugh or fail to be anything less than convincning, you lose. In effect, you have to out-trump Trump.

Free Trump Masks!

Now your dreams of being beautiful can finally come true
Now your dreams of being beautiful can finally come true

Having trouble finding a mate? Worry no more, now you can be as fabulously good-looking as the jowly, orange meglomaniac because all Kickstarter copies of Trump Trumps come with 2 free masks. In fact, we are getting 4 different Trump masks made.

These masks are gloriously horrific. In fact, "horror" barely begins to describe the level of "distrubing" that you'll experience as soon as you strap these babies on. If nothing else, you should back this project just to see 10s of thousands of Trump masks out there in the world.

Those Pledge Levels in Full

Pledge level 1: £10 gets you the game and 2 masks
Pledge level 1: £10 gets you the game and 2 masks

 

Pledge level 2: £33 gets you the game, 2 masks and a copy of our chicken-based, religion-building party game, The Hen Commandments
Pledge level 2: £33 gets you the game, 2 masks and a copy of our chicken-based, religion-building party game, The Hen Commandments

 

Pledge level 3: £45 gets you 5 games and 10 masks
Pledge level 3: £45 gets you 5 games and 10 masks

 

Pledge level 4: £85 is the ultimate upsell! It gets you 10 games and 20 masks. That's a mini Trump army.
Pledge level 4: £85 is the ultimate upsell! It gets you 10 games and 20 masks. That's a mini Trump army.

 

Pledge level 5: £500 gets you ... well, whatever you want really. We don't know if there's any deamnd for this, but we think a radical/activist game workshop would be great fun. Get your boss to pay for it and we're all happy.
Pledge level 5: £500 gets you ... well, whatever you want really. We don't know if there's any deamnd for this, but we think a radical/activist game workshop would be great fun. Get your boss to pay for it and we're all happy.

Why? Just why?

We're TerrorBull Games  and normally we use traditional game forms to make subversive, political and thought-provoking games.

But what do you do when the man running for President of the United States is such a self-parody that it renders all satire futile? The only thing you can do is use his own words against him. After all, nothing is quite as laughable as listening to Trump speak. And so Trump Trumps is the only possible response. We're sorry.

It's ready to go. We have our finger hovering over the button. Just give us a sign. GIve us a sign and it's done. And by sign, we mean money.

Risks and challenges

There really aren't many. Trump Trumps is ready to roll! We have a manufacturer lined up - and a backup manufacturer, both of which we've used before. We've been through this process many times before and we've even had a modestly successful Kickstarter.

All in all, safe as houses (assuming it's not one of those Mexican houses).

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    [T]otally Not Racist

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    [R]eligion & Politics Mix

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    [P]antomime Politics

    Hire TerrorBull games to deliver an "activist gaming workshop". We'll give you everything you need to start using games in an activist space. We'll attend your event and be your ludo-political performing monkeys. Can include any or all of the following: Live-Illustrated Talks, Workshops, Playtests, Drinking ... Fun is a free, optional extra.

    (Talk to us first if outside the UK please)

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