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The new literary weaponized version of the series. Enjoy Playing with Fire, Hoofin' It, and more in a whole new way.
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    A Virtual Pat on the Back and a Purr.

    The Sneaky Kitty Critic and Crew will purr and give you a virtual paw on the back in thanks. Should you give the Furred and Finned Management your name, you'll be mentioned in a blog post with a bunch of other people and likely mocked.

    They are cats, after all.

    This reward has no actual prizes. You're just a super cool human, and the cats will like you for two whole seconds.

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    Bring on the Catastrophe!

    Surprise! You are heralding in a Catastrophe! The Furred & Finned Management will create something for their human to send to pledgers. This will be a digital reward. As the Furred & Finned Management is responsible for this prize, expect gibberish.

    And expect to get the same exact catastrophe as every other person foolish enough to request a prize from a cat.

    You've been warned.

    P.S.: The Furred & Finned Management will require the human to draw a picture to give to individuals. It'll be bad. But you can color it in if you want. You're basically going to be enslaving the human to create a coloring book page for you. It'll probably be a unicorn.

    We like unicorns. It may be a unicorn cat hybrid of DOOM.

    Who knows what you'll get?

    Catastrophe, people. And you only have yourselves to blame.

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    It's a Surprise!

    Anything goes. RJ Blain will fill a standard envelope with surprises for your enjoyment. You might receive stickers. You might receive a handwritten letter. You might receive bookmarks. You will, at the very minimum, receive a stamped envelope.

    Proceed with caution: RJ enjoys glitter, and she is not above sending envelopes filled with glitter to people.

    P.S.: The cats are jerks and will likely aid in the filling and sending of envelopes. Expect fur. It's a way of life in the Blain household.

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    Digital Copies of the series.

    $11 off retail price. You'll receive a digital copy of the following stories: Playing with Fire, Hoofin' It, Hearth, Home, and Havoc, Serial Killer Princess, Whatever for Hire, Last but not Leashed, Owl Be Yours, Fowl Play, Blending In, and No Kitten Around. Stories will be distributed in mobi and epub formats.

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    Digital Copy of Novels with Mailed Card

    $6 off retail price. You'll receive a digital copy of the following stories: Playing with Fire, Hoofin' It, Hearth, Home, and Havoc, Serial Killer Princess, Whatever for Hire, Last but not Leashed, Owl Be Yours, Fowl Play, Blending In, and No Kitten Around. Stories will be distributed in mobi and epub formats.

    You will receive a physical card featuring the cover art for Burn, Baby, Burn that contains your redemption code.

    Your redemption code will also be emailed to you to ensure you receive the books should any letters be delayed in the mail.

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    Water Viper Signed, Numbered Hardcover

    Backers will receive a signed, numbered hardcover copy of Water Viper: A Jesse Alexander Novel, a surprise envelope, and a digital copy of the novel.

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    Signed Paperbacks

    This includes signed paperback copies of all ten Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) stories, a surprise envelope, and digital copies of the stories.

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    Signed Hardcovers

    You'll receive a signed, hardcover copy of all ten Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) stories, a digital copy of the stories, and a surprise envelope. (The books will be shipped in two boxes.)

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    Signed Hardcovers Including Water Viper

    You'll receive a signed, hardcover copy of all ten Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) stories, a signed copy of Water Viper, a digital copy of the stories, and a surprise envelope. (The books will be shipped in two boxes.)

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    Signed, Numbered Hardcovers

    Includes a copy of the ten Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) hardcover stories, signed and numbered (2-25.) You will also receive a digital copy of the stories and a surprise envelope. (The books will be shipped in two separate, tracked packages.)

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    Signed, Sketched Hardcovers

    Includes the ten Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count) stories plus Water Viper. All copies will be signed, and the author will sketch at least one picture in every book.

    Note: These will not be numbered, but the sketches will be unique. Author's discretion on the sketches, but expect unicorns, cats, and wolves. (She's a one trick pony.)

    This tier also includes a surprise envelope and digital copies of the stories.

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    Handwritten Novel: Whatever for Hire

    The original handwritten copy of Whatever for Hire. It was written in two Moleskine journals, which were decorated by the author with glitter glue. Yes. You will be receiving glitter along with the original journals. The author is not sorry. At all. You will also receive a personalized set of hardback novels, a personalized set of paperbacks, and a surprise envelope. Note: these journals have been heavily used.

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