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Zombies mean what they moan. Do you know what they're moaning about? We do, so we're writing the BIG book of zombie-speak.
Zombies mean what they moan. Do you know what they're moaning about? We do, so we're writing the BIG book of zombie-speak.
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    THANK YOU FOR BITING!
    Every bloody dollar counts - including this one! SuZSie'll send you a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss that SuZSie only doles out to bloody awesome dudes and gore-geous gals. And remember to #BiteHardBiteOften!

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    YOU'VE DIALED M FOR MOAN!
    You'll get a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING. What a way to start your week. No fake working stiff moaning here cause she's a really LOUD moaner, y'all.

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    YOU'RE COVERED IN AWESOME SAUCE! You’ve pre-ordered a digital version of 1001 THINGS ZOMBIES SAY. It can be for Kindle, iBook, or PDF format. AND... you'll get a personal #BiteClub shout out with a #ZombieKiss. Watch out for the zombie drool. SuZSie's kisses can get pretty drippy!

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    WHAT'S ALL THAT TALKIN', KISSIN' & MOANIN' ABOUT?
    SuZSie's is gonna be talkin', kissin' and moanin' all over you with this package which includes a pre-ordered a digital version of 1001 THINGS ZOMBIES SAY (Kindle, iBook, or PDF format), a personal #BiteClub shout out with a #ZombieKiss, PLUS a GOOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING audio shout out to kick off your work week. This package is guaranteed to put some giggle in your Walker wiggle.

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    YIPPIE KAY YAY! A BOOK A ZOMBIE WROTE! SuZSie has just the reference you need on your coffee table when you're having a Walking Dead party! And OMG, it's a definite conversation starter if it's on top of your desk at work. This package gets you a personally signed Limited First Edition printing of 1001 Things Zombies Say (soft cover) PLUS a personally signed 8.5"x11 photo of your's truly — the perkiest zombie that ever shuffled! GREAT gift idea for zombie aficionados and don't forget ...Krampus is just around the corner!

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    HOW TO BE A SEXY ZOMBEAST...
    If you're gonna go Zombie for Halloween, this package will turn you into a sexy ZomBeast! Not only do you get a personally signed Limited First Edition of 1001 Things Zombies Say (with a full chapter of romantic zombie Pick-Up-Lines) and signed 8.5"x11 photo of Herself, but also one smokin' hot zombie prosthetic. No zombie is complete without a @ShitZombiesSay ™ #ZombieHickey! If you're gonna be a a ZomBabe or a ZomDude for Halloween, this is the Must-Have movie-grade Pros-aide zombie love-bite designed and manufactured just for @ShitZombiesSay by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey. Otherwise, you'll just be another no-neck-decorated monster. It's easy to apply and comes with a How-to-apply-the-SZS-Hickey YouTube link. Get a @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieHickey and the rest of the zombies will be moaning about how GOOD you look!

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    GO GORE-GEOUS!
    Wanna be GORE-geous for Halloween? Wanna talk like an authentic zombie but in English? SuZSie has just what you need in this package: a prosthetic @ShitZombiesSay ™ Kiss that will leave a mark, PLUS a signed Limited First Edition that arsenal of zombie one-liners, 1001 Things Zombies Say... AND an 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie ...NOT to be used for Z Apocalypse survival target practice! This includes a full-sized @ShitZombiesSay bite designed and manufactured just for @ShitZombiesSay by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey. Easy to apply and you get a How-to-apply-the-SZS-Hickey YouTube link. You'll be Hollywood Glam-GORE-geous AND scripted!

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    OFFICIAL #BITECLUB...
    Whoa! Bite THIS if you wanna go OFFICIAL #BiteClub zombie! If you're gonna walk like a Walker, you need to talk like one, too. This includes one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you are an Official #BiteClub member. Yeah, that... and a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie with her #BiteHardBiteOften face. But, THAT'S NOT ALL... You're gonna #GoreScore BOTH OF THE PROS-AIDES --@ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss -- designed and manufactured just for SuZSie by the Empress of film FX #GoreSkills — @MicheleMulkey.

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    HELLO, MEAT! THIS PACKAGE WILL LEAVE A MARK... 'cause it's loaded with hard-core #BiteClub status and swag. SuZSie's starting this MEAT and grEAT party acknowledging you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK. Not enough? How about adding one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you, IN THE SIGNATURE MESSAGE as an Official #BiteClub member ...and a glossy photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face. Still want more? We can add BOTH the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss designed and manufactured just for SuZSie by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey. What? You're still hungry you piggy zombie fan? Gobble this: All the above PLUS an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    A ZOMBIE PICTURE WORTH 140 CHARACTERS...
    Are you getting the picture yet? If not you will with this SUPER-DUPER @ShitZombiesSay swag pile. This pledge helps enable illustration in the book. There will be at least 23 original art works created and YOU GET ONE (8.5"x11) signed by the artist and SuZSie. You also get the rest of the kit and caboodle so far: acknowledgement you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGYS...
    Hello MEAT, let's talk about YOU ... on the PHONE, your attraction to zombies, and punch up that boring #Twitter bio. Right-o, SuZSie's gonna call you, find out some tasty tidbits, re-write your bio @ShitZombiesStyle, and have the other Working Stiff on this project, @John_S_Rector, create some DropDead art for your twitter page. But of course there's more goodies for you to gorge on in this reward: YOU GET ONE of the 23 original 8.5"x11 art works signed by the artist and SuZSie; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    #BiteClub VIP:
    Are you Zombie #BiteClub celeb material? Wanna see your name in lights before you stop shuffling? SuZSie can make that happen for you, Sugar Britches. SuZSie'll put your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say. But you're a dead-set on being a greedy Gus, aren't you? Insatiable! That is what you are ...so you also get: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; one of the 23 original 8.5"x11 art works signed by the artist and SuZSie; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & the Kiss designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    YOUR WRITING BITES:
    Oi! Everybody needs their 15 minutes and this reward could be yours. Wanna collaborate with a literate zombie? Here's your chance to do it and NOT get bit! You and SuZSie'll make a slay date for some quality phone time, you'll write a #BestOfSZSFans Tweet together,SuZSie'll include it in the book with your Twitter handle and your avatar, and she'll Tweet it after the book comes out.

    Wait, we have a better idea... we're gonna let you double-down and get mentioned TWICE in the book by also putting your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi SOMEWHERE ELSE in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say!

    BUT, we're not dead or done, yet! You get all the rest of the @ShitZombiesSay swag: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, a DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; one of the 23 original 8.5"x11 art works signed by the artist and SuZSie; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss prosthetics designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    HOW TO BE A FAMOUS ZOMBIE:
    WHAT? Of course you’re special! ... and you’re about to be FAMOUS! You deserve your very own page with art in 1001 Things Zombies Say. You, (yes, YOU!) get to collaborate with a literate zombie, NOT get bit, and do it in a way where moans of envy and feet shuffling in adulation will be heard afterwards! You’ll actually live, dead or undead, to talk about it! We’ll zombie mind-meld on Skype or the phone, write a #BestOfSZSFan Tweet, SuSZie'll include it in the book with your Twitter handle and your avatar, she'll Tweet it after the book comes out. Best of all, you get the original 8.5"x11 art work signed by the artist and SuZSie. There’s more: you double-down by being mentioned TWICE in the book when SuZSie has your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi SOMEWHERE ELSE in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say! BUT, We're not dead or done, yet! You get all the rest of the @ShitZombiesSay swag: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, a DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss prothetics designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    KING OF THE HORDE:
    Are you King of the Horde material? Do you have the Bwwwaaaiiinnns to be CEO (Chief Eating Officer) of #BiteClub? If you do, you will be included in the dedication of the book as #1 Fan, CEO, and King of #BiteClub. Of course, to be Lead Shuffler you’re gonna need all @ShitZombiesSay gear the rest of the horde gore-ged on: a confab on the phone, a co-written #BestOfSZSFan Tweet on your own page with art, your Twitter handle and your avatar plus the original art 8.5"x11 work signed by the artist and SuZSie. She’ll tweet about you and it after the book comes out. You’ll TRIPLE-DOWN by being mentioned three times in the book. We’ll put your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi SOMEWHERE ELSE in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say! BUT, we're not dead or done, yet! You get all the rest of the @ShitZombiesSay swag: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, a DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss prosthetics designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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