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Zombies mean what they moan. Do you know what they're moaning about? We do, so we're writing the BIG book of zombie-speak.
Zombies mean what they moan. Do you know what they're moaning about? We do, so we're writing the BIG book of zombie-speak.
72 backers pledged $6,035 to help bring this project to life.

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We're over 119% funded and ARE IN THE FINAL PUSH!

What does $10,000 mean to this project? It means we can expand the book to include a whole lot more art. Initially we were looking for 37 illustrations by 37 different artists. We'd still like to include as many artists as possible in the project. 

We can up the number of illustrations to 47 if the goal of $10,000 is met. 

This also means that the book just got a tad bigger. With more art, we'll be adding at least 10 more pages and all of it will be in color. 

So far 17 illustrators from around the globe have submitted art or are in the process of creating art to submit for 1001 Things Zombies Say. 

We're exited and they're excited. You can see some of the submissions if you scroll below. 



Wanna know what I'm moaning about? (Art by Twitter follower @betedegevaudan)
Wanna know what I'm moaning about? (Art by Twitter follower @betedegevaudan)

So the bottom line NOW is the more we raise, the bigger we can make the book.

First of all, welcome to #BiteClub if you are following us on Twitter @ShitZombiesSay or on Facebook at Shit Zombies Say! Once you follow, you're a member. It's our zombie homage to fight club and the first rule is tweet about #BiteClub or comment on Facebook. Use it in your bio if you like! It's how we recognize our kind. 

74% of our initial budget is for 37 crowd-sourced artists who each get paid $100 to illustrate one of the 1001 THINGS ZOMBIES SAY lines or a chapter page. 

Your pledges will FEED a starving Zombie Artist HORDE. Here's a sample from artist Byron Rempel...

That has been one of our major goals from the get-go. SuZSie has always been about sharing with the horde. As social media professionals, we've carefully tracked what kind of influence SuZSie has among zombie fans and worked on figuring out how we could share that valuable social capital with others. 

So, how much clout does SuZSie have? 

In less than 10 months, SuZSie’s 35,000+ zombie tweets have @ShitZombiesSay frequently ranked in the Top 20 Twitter handles worldwide associated with the hash tag #Zombies. She has nearly 5,500 followers with about 50 percent located in the UK. She now averages 200+ new followers weekly. The handle also ranks in the top five percent of influential Twitter users. In the past month, when Zombie fans talked they mentioned @ShitZombiesSay 10,000+ times. The average Twitter user is mentioned 20 to 30 times. 

When SuZSie talks, global zombie fans listen.

We're excited to say we already have artists from around the globe contacting us and getting submissions ready for the August 10th deadline! 

These artists are CURRENTLY checking out the @ShitZobmiesSay feed on Twitter for lines to illustrate. 

As a backer of 1001 Things Zombies Say, YOU will help us select the art we use. 

Crowd-sourcing is about sharing BWAINS as well as wealth. With SuZSie leading the horde, we want you to help us select the 37 (or more) artists for the book.

Twitter fan @thezunigagroup submitted MEGA COOL ZOMBIE ART work in progress...
Twitter fan @thezunigagroup submitted MEGA COOL ZOMBIE ART work in progress...

We may change up the number of illustrations an individual artist does depending on the quality of the overall submissions. In other words, it is possible that one artist may illustrate more than one line in the book or perhaps a couple of chapter title pages.

Once we pass the $5,000 mark, we're bumping the number of artists and illustrations UP. 

It's possible that some artists will do more, MUCH more, than one illustration IF we can knock our funding out of the park.

ART SUBMISSION FAQS 

Publication date: late August / early Sept. Art needs to be in by August 10th or SOONER! The Kickstarter closes August 8, 2013. We'll be deciding and PAYING artists as soon as the funds are released.

1. We want artists who are passionate about zombies
2. Artist age is not restricted except on adult humor copy. We'd love to showcase some talented KIDS!
3. Artists do not have to be a professional illustrator
4. We have 1001 zombie jokes Artists can pick from to illustrate as well as chapter pages (below). Check out @ShitZombiesSay timeline on Twitter. Or search for the hashtag #ShitZombiesSay to find a line.

5. Make sure to include the line you are illustrating in the illustration.

5. Artist name goes in the book

6. Artist can include one social media link to be imbedded with their art in the EBook. Link will also be in the soft cover edition.

7. Art size is 8" x 11

8. Art can be hand done or digital. Digital submissions 600 dpi or higher.

9. Tweet your art to @ShitZombiesSay once it is done. We want the WORLD to see it and we want to talk about YOU on all our social media platforms: Twitter, Facebook, our Bite Club Blog, foursquare, Pinterest, Instagram, etc.

10. We retain all rights to the original art but if we use it again for other products outside of the book, you get 10% of the net profits as royalties in perpetuity. There, it's in writing for the world to see!

Look at the Rewards $250 & up to see how we'll use the art in the rewards. 

We'd appreciate if you would help us spread the word as well as back this project so we can have MORE than 37 pages illustrated.

HERE are 3 more things you need to know...

1. The book will be 80+ pages ...

 chock full of stuff you never knew zombies thought about...including quotes and pop culture references from the zombie perspective.

2. Batched into 22 chapters ... Here's a little sample 

Unmentionable Cuisine 

Submission from @DarkArtsGuild
Submission from @DarkArtsGuild


The Well Read Dead
Working Stiffs
Zombie Zen
The Family that Slays Together
I Want to Gnaw You Better & other Pick-Up-Lines 4 Zombies
The Ultimate List of B-Movie Titles 4 Zombies
ESPN - ATE: Sports Commentary that Bites
Bieber Gets Eaten First & Other Mass Consumption Tidbits
Preppers and the Apocalypse
The Rhyming Dead
The Pocket Guide of Street Slanguage 4 Zombies
Season’s Eatings
Confessions of Reluctant Zombies

3. LET'S DO THIS. Help us get the word out!

▪ Send our Kickstarter link to your friends:http://ow.ly/mMXvY
▪ Visit HERE on Facebook and give us your Likes, Comments & Shares. (The more you interact, the more others get to see our posts.)
▪ Tweet something like "Ever wondered what all those‪#‎zombies‬ are moaning about? 1001 Things #Zombies Say KickStarter has the answer - http://ow.ly/mMXvY "

• We know what it feels like to be hungry all the time. SuZSie moans about it every day. We INTEND to FEED some starving artists with this project. If you know one, have him or her Tweet SuZSie @ShitZombiesSay or post a comment on the Shit Zombies Say Facebook page.

ZOMBIES ARE THE NEW NORMAL... 

In 2013, if you ask anyone on the planet, "DOES THE FUTURE INCLUDE ZOMBIES?" you’ll get a resounding, “YES!” Why? Because  we're everywhere.  We're in Congress, on the job, chasing runners, crawling pubs ... you get the drift. We’ve eaten our way into human consciousness while moaning the entire time. Your survival depends on you knowing all that shit zombies have been moaning about behind your back. 

Oh LAWD! Cousin Earl's here. Let's eat him first.
Oh LAWD! Cousin Earl's here. Let's eat him first.

HELLO, MEAT! Say Hello to our little FIEND:

 SuZSie @ShitZombiesSay

formerly Rebecca A. Frierson, is our Zombelle Writer-in-Residence. As soon as she turned zombie in Oct. of 2012, she shuffled off into territory where no zombie has gone before by translating zombie-speak to English, French, and once Swedish. 6 months, 31,000 Tweets, and a worldwide following later, SuZSie's Twitterverse translations need to be shared with the Twit-illiterate. The time smells RIPE to publish an illustrated book of 1001 Things Zombies Say.

Susie puts BACON on everything...
Susie puts BACON on everything...

So, just who are the SLAYERS on this project besides SuZSie?


Writer to the Stars: JT Eberhard --


JT makes his living as a writer for the hit blog What Would JT Do? on the Patheos network.  When he's not touring the country giving talks on religion and current events, JT is also a columnist for American Atheist magazine, a gaming columnist for The Secular View, and perhaps most importantly, a contributor the Bite Club blog at shitzombiessay.net where he prepares people to survive the inevitable.  

Outside of his work as an activist, JT Eberhard is a veteran of the Springfield Regional Opera's Young Artist Program. A baritone, JT has a handful of professional roles to his credit with various companies including work under the directorship of two-time Grammy-winner James Billings.

Professional Brains: Ashley F. Miller --

Looking dramatic at the Prop 8 trial
Looking dramatic at the Prop 8 trial

Writer, public speaker, and mass communications scholar, Ashley makes her living thinking about, creating, and criticizing media.  Her eponymous website houses much of her punditry and is home to her podcast.  Her academic writing has been featured in conferences and journals.  Before turning to a life of opinionating for a living, she worked in film and television, including on an award-winning short called Prombies!

FX Gore-gal: Michelle Mulkey --

special effects makeup artist for SuZSie and films such as Seed of Chucky (Jennifer Tilley, John Waters), Chronicles of Riddick (Vin Diesel), The Last Samurai (Tom Cruise) and TV shows Charmed, CSI Miami, and Without A Trace — has teamed up with us to reproduce some of SuSZie's killer zombie prosthetics as part of the rewards for this project. 

All of SuZSie's zombie wounds are made by Michele. Get a load of the #ZombieHickey Michele created for you ...

I promise this won't hurt a bit.
I promise this won't hurt a bit.
The @ShitZombiesSay Kiss: SuZSie does #BiteHardBiteOften.
The @ShitZombiesSay Kiss: SuZSie does #BiteHardBiteOften.
SuSZie's #BiteHardBiteOften face
SuSZie's #BiteHardBiteOften face

Internationally recognized zombie experts, Dave and Bob Madore at Necropology --

... are volunteering a smidgen of zombie science oversight (when we feel like getting technical) even while in the midst of zombie consulting for the game-changing zombie movie, Heart Land starring Donald Sutherland (worldwide release 2014).

Social media rock star, John S. Rector (Mind Media Group) --

John's barely managed to keep his brain from being eaten during brain-storming sessions with SuSZie. He's lending his legendary waaaaaaaay outside the Crayon box creative and design expertise. Oh, and next time you see John, tell him SuZSie told you to ask him to show you his rock star belt.

John Rector
John Rector

Producer / Director, Hector J Salazar (Mind Media Group) --

Hector's resume includes ESPN, CNN, PlayBoy, and MTV. Early on in this project Hector accomplished something NO HUMAN HAS EVER DONE BEORE. He wrangled a zombie, a gore-gal, and a rock star in a video shot  in a building with a metal roof during torrential rain. AND ... THEN ... HAVING SURVIVED THAT ... did all the amazing post-production you saw above.

Hector Salazar
Hector Salazar

Business-BWAAAIIINNNN / veteran entrepreneur, William H. Bailey --

Bill formed the LLC, is securing the trademarks, and does all that stuff that normally turns humans into zombies. Suffice it to say, Bill ain't normal but he does have BWAINS...

He'll even take one for the team ...
He'll even take one for the team ...

Social media maven, Twitterati, Model, and Author in her own right, @Cat_ONine (www.bookoflucifer.com

Cat is working with us on photography, models, and editorial consulting. She's the one responsible for hooking us up to the great folks at Pin Me Up Studios who did the group shots above.

We're pretty sure this Cat is as feral as a zombie.
We're pretty sure this Cat is as feral as a zombie.

Professional Nerd, L. Nicol Cabe


Nicol is a nerd of many stripes - theatre, video games, science fiction, and bikes are the big ones. She is a freelance writer, director, and dramaturg, and in her spare time she collects and builds up road bikes. Her Skyrim character is currently level 73. 

So what's it gonna take to knock this baby out of the park?

By now you've gathered it'll take a horde to make this book possible — especially the way we envision it. BUT...it's MOSTLY done. Remember those 31,000 plus Tweets? 

Like all zombies, SuZSie's constantly flappin' her jaws...
Like all zombies, SuZSie's constantly flappin' her jaws...

The real HORDE behind @ShitZombiesSay...

is all the Tweople who, while not directly associated with this project, have encouraged and supported SuZSie. If you're on Twitter later, consider this one huge beyond 140 characters #FF (#FF is FollowFriday — a Twitter institution where Tweeters recommend Tweople they follow). This #FF is a @ShitZombiesSay #ZombiePartyRockin' style #SO (that's Twitter-speak for Shout Out) to some of the most engaging and influential of SuZSie's fans ... AKA ... SZSTastiestFollowers:

THE HORDE to #FF on Twitter: @HorrorSquadWW @DukeHuge @MadCrazyZombie @The_ZombieQueen @m1969west @HorrorNews @Screamqueenarmy @JAEL488 @tressayeomans @BluMoody @madbradpotts @JessicaCameron_ @lethemknow @Dave_Wilhelm @Slowdeath77 @Vikingbeard @RareCat @LilithRay @popcornnhorror @VulgarDaClown @kaboomandy @pikkujani @niki8881 @pumpkinpieable @djoue @Dave_Wilhelm @RDanielRauch @Old_Man_CROPSY @chick_zombie @seanraitt1 @whart31 @Mansfield_Louis @ZombiePrepSuply @CosmoPandaBlunt @cape_amanda @JordansBrains @EDougBrown @aatishlfc @An_AngryAtheist @pass2confusion @CFletcherNovels @ILuvLexi17 @MiniMeWeeGuy @rick_nightmare @ZombieGuide1 @JoannaPrototype @MinaDevereaux @Exiled_Angel1 @eddylite @1300spoony @Soozicle1 @ZombieCleanser @Devils_Toy_Box @ShyteGeist @awesomemagbabes @Bewytchy @WaterborneMovie @InsideMoesMind @speedwizzy @Psych_N_Horror @GMO_Zombie @betedegevaudan @IMclad @ChrissyOverkill @Hellzapalooza @simon_oldman @ericaehilbish @laaurissa @BloodEBastard @Lynsonya69 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Risks and challenges

There will be artists to corral, deadlines to be met, phone calls, and more clever copy for SuZSie to write. John has creative work to produce and Michele has to make tangible products once we're funded. Bill has to keep the trains running on time and count all those bloody Lincoln-heads.

We've built a team of seasoned creatives who've worked on projects together in the past, mixed in a veteran businessman for oversight, and added a couple of real-live paying-gig zombie experts. In projects like this, the biggest hurdles are usually meeting deadlines. This is a team that is deadline-driven DAILY and has worked together SUCCESSFULLY in the past. If setbacks do occur, given the experience of the team, they'll find a way to work over and around them. They've done it before, they can do it again.

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    YIPPIE KAY YAY! A BOOK A ZOMBIE WROTE! SuZSie has just the reference you need on your coffee table when you're having a Walking Dead party! And OMG, it's a definite conversation starter if it's on top of your desk at work. This package gets you a personally signed Limited First Edition printing of 1001 Things Zombies Say (soft cover) PLUS a personally signed 8.5"x11 photo of your's truly — the perkiest zombie that ever shuffled! GREAT gift idea for zombie aficionados and don't forget ...Krampus is just around the corner!

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    HOW TO BE A SEXY ZOMBEAST...
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    GO GORE-GEOUS!
    Wanna be GORE-geous for Halloween? Wanna talk like an authentic zombie but in English? SuZSie has just what you need in this package: a prosthetic @ShitZombiesSay ™ Kiss that will leave a mark, PLUS a signed Limited First Edition that arsenal of zombie one-liners, 1001 Things Zombies Say... AND an 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie ...NOT to be used for Z Apocalypse survival target practice! This includes a full-sized @ShitZombiesSay bite designed and manufactured just for @ShitZombiesSay by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey. Easy to apply and you get a How-to-apply-the-SZS-Hickey YouTube link. You'll be Hollywood Glam-GORE-geous AND scripted!

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    OFFICIAL #BITECLUB...
    Whoa! Bite THIS if you wanna go OFFICIAL #BiteClub zombie! If you're gonna walk like a Walker, you need to talk like one, too. This includes one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you are an Official #BiteClub member. Yeah, that... and a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie with her #BiteHardBiteOften face. But, THAT'S NOT ALL... You're gonna #GoreScore BOTH OF THE PROS-AIDES --@ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss -- designed and manufactured just for SuZSie by the Empress of film FX #GoreSkills — @MicheleMulkey.

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    HELLO, MEAT! THIS PACKAGE WILL LEAVE A MARK... 'cause it's loaded with hard-core #BiteClub status and swag. SuZSie's starting this MEAT and grEAT party acknowledging you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK. Not enough? How about adding one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you, IN THE SIGNATURE MESSAGE as an Official #BiteClub member ...and a glossy photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face. Still want more? We can add BOTH the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss designed and manufactured just for SuZSie by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey. What? You're still hungry you piggy zombie fan? Gobble this: All the above PLUS an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    A ZOMBIE PICTURE WORTH 140 CHARACTERS...
    Are you getting the picture yet? If not you will with this SUPER-DUPER @ShitZombiesSay swag pile. This pledge helps enable illustration in the book. There will be at least 23 original art works created and YOU GET ONE (8.5"x11) signed by the artist and SuZSie. You also get the rest of the kit and caboodle so far: acknowledgement you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    ONE RINGY DINGY, TWO RINGY DINGYS...
    Hello MEAT, let's talk about YOU ... on the PHONE, your attraction to zombies, and punch up that boring #Twitter bio. Right-o, SuZSie's gonna call you, find out some tasty tidbits, re-write your bio @ShitZombiesStyle, and have the other Working Stiff on this project, @John_S_Rector, create some DropDead art for your twitter page. But of course there's more goodies for you to gorge on in this reward: YOU GET ONE of the 23 original 8.5"x11 art works signed by the artist and SuZSie; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    #BiteClub VIP:
    Are you Zombie #BiteClub celeb material? Wanna see your name in lights before you stop shuffling? SuZSie can make that happen for you, Sugar Britches. SuZSie'll put your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say. But you're a dead-set on being a greedy Gus, aren't you? Insatiable! That is what you are ...so you also get: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; one of the 23 original 8.5"x11 art works signed by the artist and SuZSie; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & the Kiss designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    YOUR WRITING BITES:
    Oi! Everybody needs their 15 minutes and this reward could be yours. Wanna collaborate with a literate zombie? Here's your chance to do it and NOT get bit! You and SuZSie'll make a slay date for some quality phone time, you'll write a #BestOfSZSFans Tweet together,SuZSie'll include it in the book with your Twitter handle and your avatar, and she'll Tweet it after the book comes out.

    Wait, we have a better idea... we're gonna let you double-down and get mentioned TWICE in the book by also putting your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi SOMEWHERE ELSE in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say!

    BUT, we're not dead or done, yet! You get all the rest of the @ShitZombiesSay swag: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, a DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; one of the 23 original 8.5"x11 art works signed by the artist and SuZSie; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss prosthetics designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    HOW TO BE A FAMOUS ZOMBIE:
    WHAT? Of course you’re special! ... and you’re about to be FAMOUS! You deserve your very own page with art in 1001 Things Zombies Say. You, (yes, YOU!) get to collaborate with a literate zombie, NOT get bit, and do it in a way where moans of envy and feet shuffling in adulation will be heard afterwards! You’ll actually live, dead or undead, to talk about it! We’ll zombie mind-meld on Skype or the phone, write a #BestOfSZSFan Tweet, SuSZie'll include it in the book with your Twitter handle and your avatar, she'll Tweet it after the book comes out. Best of all, you get the original 8.5"x11 art work signed by the artist and SuZSie. There’s more: you double-down by being mentioned TWICE in the book when SuZSie has your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi SOMEWHERE ELSE in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say! BUT, We're not dead or done, yet! You get all the rest of the @ShitZombiesSay swag: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, a DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss prothetics designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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    KING OF THE HORDE:
    Are you King of the Horde material? Do you have the Bwwwaaaiiinnns to be CEO (Chief Eating Officer) of #BiteClub? If you do, you will be included in the dedication of the book as #1 Fan, CEO, and King of #BiteClub. Of course, to be Lead Shuffler you’re gonna need all @ShitZombiesSay gear the rest of the horde gore-ged on: a confab on the phone, a co-written #BestOfSZSFan Tweet on your own page with art, your Twitter handle and your avatar plus the original art 8.5"x11 work signed by the artist and SuZSie. She’ll tweet about you and it after the book comes out. You’ll TRIPLE-DOWN by being mentioned three times in the book. We’ll put your Twitter handle and your Twitter avi SOMEWHERE ELSE in the body of 1001 Things Zombies Say! BUT, we're not dead or done, yet! You get all the rest of the @ShitZombiesSay swag: a re-write of your Twitter bio @ShitZombiesStyle, a DropDead re-design by @John_S_Rector of your Twitter page; acknowledgement of you as an Official #BiteClub member IN THE BOOK; one of only 50 personally signed Limited First Editions of 1001 Things Zombies Say acknowledging you as a Official #BiteClub member in the signature message; a glossy 8.5"x11 photo of SuZSie's #BiteHardBiteOften face; both the movie-grade Pros-aide @ShitZombiesSay ™ Hickey & Kiss prosthetics designed and manufactured by film FX gore Queen — @MicheleMulkey; an Ebook (Kindle, iPad, or PDF); a personal #BiteClub shout out on Twitter complete with the big ol’ wet-n-slurpy @ShitZombiesSay #ZombieKiss; and last but not least a personal MoanDay @ShitZombiesSay shout out that includes an audio link of SuZSie wishing you a GOOOOOD MMMMOOOOAAANNNING.

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