A "cougarized" picture of you, or your loved one, or your beloved cat, or your goldfish, etc.
This means one of us goes crazy in photoshop or with our hands and makes you or the creature of your choosing look freaking amazing, COAMB-style.
This reward also includes a t-shirt + digital download of the album
A limited edition (only one pressing!) recording (which can be delivered as a cassette tape, CD or digital download) in which we record any 5 of our songs that you choose. There will only be a single recording of each record, and we will make sure to thank you and say your name (or the name of your choosing) at the beginning and end of the record so's you know it's authentic. This reward also includes: the calendar + a t-shirt + digital download of the album
You get to name Zachary's new kitten. YES,YOU! You get to name the very kitten that was found meowing pitifully in the bushes on the sidewalk of a busy street. The very kitten who has half an ear missing from an unknown street fight (we're guessing a meth-ed out cougar got to the little guy). The very kitten who is featured slapping Lauren in the face in our Kickstarter video. You get to name this creature. Whatever the heck you want, you lucky, wealthy darling, you!
... We will have an "official" naming ceremony at City Hall and send you the video and a Certificate of Name-bership to cherish forever and always.
This reward also includes any of the above rewards that you'd like!