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All natural, free-range dinosaur eggs. Wait 6 million years for the egg to hatch... or don't - your call.
All natural, free-range dinosaur eggs. Wait 6 million years for the egg to hatch... or don't - your call.
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The hottest thing to hit planet earth since that meteor that killed all those dinosaurs...

Well, maybe not that hot. 

Here at Dinosaur Egg Farm...

We like doing the impossible. We didn't let a little thing like mass extinction get in the way of producing dinosaur eggs. Over here, we believe in the power of imagination, believing that it can propel you to new heights, across any horizon

With a little imagination, anything is possible.
With a little imagination, anything is possible.

Yeah, dude. Seriously. We have dinosaur eggs.

Dinosaur Egg in the wild.
Dinosaur Egg in the wild.

AVAILABLE NOW : DINOSAUR EGGS!

Now before you get all high and mighty on us, just think. We've all been young once, and we've all had dreams - dreams of having a chocolate jacuzzi, dreams of never having to wear pants, or dreams of hatching your own dinosaur egg. Here at Dinosaur Egg Farm, we refuse to grow up. We live life between the ears, and we never let the rules get in the way of the fun

We believe in crossing boundaries, and getting uncomfortable. 

Yeah, we could have just made chicken eggs on our farm, or ostrich eggs, or even platypus eggs, but you know what? 

We didn't. 

We made dinosaur eggs

Because that's just how we get down.

A wise man once said, "good things come to those who wait." Dinosaur eggs are complicated, remember, no one has seen the darn things in years. If you want your dinosaur to hatch naturally, and be healthy, you'll have to wait a wee bit.

We're not saying they'll never hatch... We're just saying they'll hatch in 6 million years. 

Yeah, 6 million years is long time, but lets take a step back for a minute. Is society really ready for the rebirth of dinosaurs? 

I mean, let's be honest here, we humans move very slowly, and we don't do very well with change. We're just a couple mammals doing the best we can on this spinning rock we call home. 

Dinosaurs can be fickle creatures. They need space.
Dinosaurs can be fickle creatures. They need space.

In 6 million years we'll have colonies on the moon and we'll be driving cheese powered rockets - a much more suitable environment for dinosaurs to thrive in. 

We are not liable for any damage your dinosaur may cause.
We are not liable for any damage your dinosaur may cause.

We understand that patience is a virtue few people are blessed with. 

We also understand that dinosaur eggs are awesome. 

If you absolutely must, you could always hatch your egg early. 

Now, by doing so, you'll be forfeiting any chance of your dinosaur coming to life. 

Instead, you'll probably just end up with a lifeless plush dinosaur to cuddle with on rainy days. 

If you can live with that, then go right ahead.  

Tina the Triceratops
Tina the Triceratops
Tyrone the Tyrannosaurus
Tyrone the Tyrannosaurus

Look, dinosaurs have been dead for over 65 million years, and while we understand that animal extinction is no joke, we really don't mean to offend any hardcore reptilian lovers out there. 

EXTINCTION AWARENESS

What we should really be focusing on here, is the prevention of any further extinction. All we have on this little world of ours is each other, so let's take good care of the species we have left. 

According to the World Wildlife Fund, experts estimate between 0.01 and 0.1% of all species will become extinct each year. Now it may not seem like an alarming percentage, but keep in mind that there are over 2 million different species on our planet. If these experts are correct, that means that anywhere from 200 to 2,000 extinctions occur each year. 

We hope that our dinosaurs can bring smiles and laughs to people across the globe, but we also hope to use them as a tool to raise awareness for animal extinction. 

Yes, nature selected dinosaurs to die, but in the past 500 years, humans have caused numerous animal extinctions. The time is now to end animal extinction, and come together as a planet, in unity and coexistence

These aren't real dinosaurs. 

Yeah, we know. 

It's hard to believe, but trust us, dinosaurs have been extinct for like 65 million years or something. These are just plush dolls in a plastic egg, but not just any kind of plush dolls. 

THE BEST MATERIALS FOR THE BEST BACKERS:

We use 100% organic cotton for our dinosaurs - they're the softest, highest quality around. Perfect for any dinosaur lover in your life, no matter their age

Our manufacturer ensures the cotton used never touches pesticides, insecticides, or herbicides. These are all harmful toxins that pose risks to, not only the farmers handling the crop, but to you, the consumer, as well. We would never put you in harms way. 

Kickstarter is where ideas become reality. Yes, our dinosaurs may be dead, but with your help, we can bring them to life

Join the dinosaur egg army and together we can take over the world with our dinosaurs... Or at the very least, take naps with them. 

Dinosaur Egg Farm consists of a diverse group living in San Francisco, with a passion for creating fun projects that people love. 

We want to create products that'll put smiles on your faces, and hopefully make the world just a little bit brighter, one dead dinosaur at a time. 

We like to have fun, and we really enjoy doing what we do, and that's evident in the products we put out. 

We make our dinosaurs with a lot of love, and enjoy putting smiles on peoples faces. We are confident that you will absolutely adore your dinosaurs, just as much as we do.

Our passion burns from our desire to help change the world. With these dinosaurs, we hope to help bring awareness to preserving the environment - an issue that knows no borders, affecting our planet as a whole.

Join us, in the effort to end animal extinction and help preserve our earth.

Hi-Res Gallery: Here

Risks and challenges

Although, we don't see any immediate risks, we know that there are always unforeseen obstacles that may arise.

If our dinosaur eggs are successfully funded, we will make sure that all deliveries meet the promised deadline. We are hoping to ship around November of this year, just in time for the holidays.

We are working with a great manufacturer that is ready for our order, and we cannot wait to get started with production.

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    TRIASSIC PERIOD

    1 Dinosaur Egg

    Remember, don't open for another 6 million years. Santa Claus is watching.

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    JURASSIC PERIOD EARLY BIRD

    2 Dinosaur Eggs

    What's better than one dead dinosaur? You guessed it.

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    JURASSIC PERIOD

    2 Dinosaur Eggs

    Two eggs of your choice. One to keep for 6 million years, one to cuddle with on rainy days.

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    CRETACEOUS PERIOD

    4 Dinosaur Eggs

    Ain't no party like a dead dinosaur party because a dead dinosaur party don't stop.

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    WE'VE RUN OUT OF PERIODS

    6 Dinosaur Eggs

    Dinosaur Eggs for everyone. Share them with loved ones, or keep them all to yourself.

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    WE'RE STILL OUT OF PERIODS

    10 Dinosaur Eggs

    Perfect gifts, just in time for the holidays.

    *There may be more than two dinosaur species available. ;)

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