QUEST COMPLETE! - It takes a Village... of Goblins!
...998, 999... 1000!
Fumbles finishes counting your likes, placing them in the basket in front of him. He points through the bracken and you both peer around a tree to see a GIGANTIC BOOK resting on a pedestal in the middle of a clearing.
Go! Do it!
Go get it! Open the Book of Faces!
You approach the Book cautiously, ready to run as fast as you can should any eldritch spell explode from it's covers. As you get closer you see that it is covered with faces, twisting and shifting in the dappled light. Things keep on popping up though, you get closer, closer... are those...?
CATS! Yup! Lots of faces of cats. I have no idea why!
You jump about a foot in the air coming down to see Fumbles right behind you.
Sorry. So are you going to open it? Just pour the likes right on there.
Your hand trembles as you get the basket of "likes" and pour it over the Book of Faces. The faces writhe and turn in glee as the likes pour over the book getting absorbed faster and faster. Suddenly, the book jerks open, a deep purple glow jetting out across the glade. It becomes brighter and brighter till you have to shade your eyes. When your vision clears, a beautiful woman stands before you. She says: