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Matt KingBy Matt King
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QUEST COMPLETE! - It takes a Village... of Goblins!

Posted by Matt King (Creator)
20 likes

...998, 999... 1000! 

Fumbles finishes counting your likes, placing them in the basket in front of him. He points through the bracken and you both peer around a tree to see a GIGANTIC BOOK resting on a pedestal in the middle of a clearing. 

Go! Do it!

Do what?

Go get it! Open the Book of Faces!

You approach the Book cautiously, ready to run as fast as you can should any eldritch spell explode from it's covers. As you get closer you see that it is covered with faces, twisting and shifting in the dappled light. Things keep on popping up though, you get closer, closer... are those...?

CATS! Yup! Lots of faces of cats. I have no idea why!

You jump about a foot in the air coming down to see Fumbles right behind you.

Sorry. So are you going to open it? Just pour the likes right on there.

Your hand trembles as you get the basket of "likes" and pour it over the Book of Faces. The faces writhe and turn in glee as the likes pour over the book getting absorbed faster and faster. Suddenly, the book jerks open, a deep purple glow jetting out across the glade. It becomes brighter and brighter till you have to shade your eyes. When your vision clears, a beautiful woman stands before you. She says: 

"Hi, I'm Jennifer Hale."

You've made it through the first quest! The next quest unlocks at $75,000!!! In the meantime, please welcome Jennifer Hale to the Goblins Animated team!

Bret Bement, Emanuele Barone, and 18 more people like this update.

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    1. Paul-Gabriel Wiener on

      No, I think I need to elaborate. I can still hear it in my head. Though I know I've got the audio clip somewhere, saved from one computer to the next for nearly two decades.

      Ms. Keane: "Now you girls know better than that! What do you say?"
      PPG: "Teacher, may we please be excused ta save da world?"
      Ms. Keane: "Yes, you may. ... /But not through the/ ..." *CRASH* "*sigh* roof."
      Kid: "Teacher, I have to save the world, too."

      I love the writing, but the read on those lines is what really makes it.

    2. Paul-Gabriel Wiener on

      Fumbles! You fumbled! You used it's instead of its! How can I ever...? Wait a sec. Miss Keane?? You found Miss Keane?? Okay, fine, she's done a ton of stuff ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0354937/ ) and there's Phantom 2040 and Baldur's Gate and holy crow she's also Black Cat from the 1995 Spider-Man cartoon that I loved so much. But come on!

      "Teacher, may we please be excused ta save da world?"

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      Cristi Neagu on

      Jennifer Hale!? You got Commander Shepard on the team!? Awesome!