Whoa, are the seas rising? ‘Cause you’re making it rain! In return we’ll shower you with praise, high-fives PLUS all of the above rewards PLUS your name in the credits of every episode during season 1. Yup, we love you.
When it comes to supporting political parody, you mean business. In fact, you’re a full-fledged benefactor and patron of the comedic arts. So we’re going to give you all-access, VIP tickets to our red carpet premiere in San Francisco. And of course, we’ll throw in all of the above rewards and a free can of organic, fair-trade hair mousse.
Praise the comedy gods, you have found it in your heart to bestow us with this incredibly generous donation. With your support, you are making dreams, laughter, and incisive commentary possible. The Rockefellers and Vanderbilts got nothin’ on you. So we are going to give you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make a cameo in an episode of Hair To The Throne (it might even score you a credit on IMDB).