WE DID IT!
Okay, yeah, technically we did it 25 hours into the campaign, but now we've really done it.
The complete package. Everything I wanted to cram into this game is in there. A box overflowing with more secrets and content than you can handle. It's going to be amazing and I'm as bummed as the rest of you that you won't be able to experience it until May.
Luckily for you, though, all you have to do is sit around and wait. I've gotta get to work, spending the next 8 months making sure the game lives up to its potential and gets out to you on time. Don't worry, I've got your back.
I feel like a Scoundrel who just looted 8 money tokens in a single action.
Except instead of going out to buy some Drakescale Armor, I'm going to use it to make the best damn board game you've ever seen.
Because that is what all of you deserve. Seriously.
I thought about ways to thank you all appropriately (aside from delivering the aforementioned awesome game, of course), and I decided that since we got halfway to the final ridiculous stretch goal, I'd go ahead and give you half of the reward; the half you wanted anyway - me eating a whole pie.
The video is long. It's kinda gross. My dog starts licking herself at one point. But it's the best way I know to say thanks.