Concerning the wanton destruction of stretch goals
Man, every day I sit down to write an update, and every day you all have demolished yet another stretch goal. You are like machines. Unstoppable wrecking machines.
But seriously, you guys are champs. We've got handy dandy monster stat envelopes now, so keep up the good work. Keep spreading the word and being generous with your thumbs, and we will triumph over all the stretch goals.
New character class
Oh, hey, so let's talk about the new character class coming in at $150k.
I'm going to be honest with you: I wasn't planning on releasing a new starting class for the game. All the classes that I was excited about unlocking with stretch goals - that I had commissioned art for and started designing ability decks for - they were all more advanced classes - classes that I don't think would work very well to start out the game with.
Sure, in the back of my mind, I was like, "Man, I should really design another starting class to add a little variety," but then I never actually did.
But worry not! The backers have spoken, and they are very eager to get a new starting class, so that is what were are going to do! I won't have any cool art for you for a while, and I'm still working on an ability deck, but I think I'm headed in a pretty cool direction. The whole thing is gonna be great.
GREAT I tell you! I think you will all be happy, and I will reveal more about the class when we unlock it.
What? You want to know more now? Okay, fine, I'll give you the name of the class at least: the Savvas Cragheart. I'll leave you to speculate amongst yourselves about what that means.