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kentucky freak-punk aficionados "Thee Dumb-Ass Marrys" are set to conquer the southeast U.S. in early november!

alrighty....here is the nitty, as it were. 

This November, and i hear this from people all the time, there really should be a troupe of dumb-ass vikings pillaging the central-south-eastern United States. It is well documented to have been prophesied by a Noted-Dumb-Ass so, who are we  to deny the prophecy, with Christopher Walken?

This tour of destruction and subsequent creation, for the purpose of utter destruction should start with an entirely psychotic psychedelic freak-punk set at The Infusion Festival in Carrollton, GA. 

Then it's Anchors away to tear through bars and taverns in the tar heel state. An election night extravaganza should be in order to celebrate the election of....Mr. Miyagi i hope. 

Stop to rock a mic, once or twice on our way through the mountains eventually landing on the heart of the valley, Knoxville, TN. Another one night stand though, actually breaking the heart of the heart of the valley.....we would probably sneak out in the middle of the night while Knoxville is sleeping and quietly make our way to Lexington, Ky or on up to Cincinnati, OH. 

By this time we will set our sails towards our home, where we should receive a hero's welcome and a sailor's funeral as we play a final show in Louisville, KY. 

I've made some preparations for our journey, established landing times at several of the ports. 

What we need now is some support. 

Support from any who understand the importance of this voyage, or maybe just want a shirt. 

Support from any who see this as the spearhead into the future, or think it would be neat to hear us write a song about them. 

support from any who feel the vibrations of the black waters swirling and growing more violent underneath our nation! or if you have a bit of a hole in your denim jacket and you think it would be kinda boss to have a cool patch to put over it. 

Support from any who SENSE THE IMPENDING DOOM OF MAN SHOULD WE NOT FIND THE RUNESTONE!!!!! or if you maybe live in the area and just wanna see a cool band give you a one of a kind show. 

Thanking you for your time and support. 

Godspeed. 

sin.

Trintity "chi" Lontes

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