Bargaining: Not really sure about our project yet? We will send you a signed DVD of our movie as soon as available, and put your name in the special thanks section of the end credits ( and of course all of the above)
Depression: Upset you don't get around too much anymore?We can fix that with 2 invitations to our Cast and Crew preview screening! There will be drinks and Yummy food! If you are not in Los Angeles we will send you a picture and photoshop you into it. (Of course you get all of the above)
Hooray! You have surpassed the acceptance level, you are now above us mortals! Like Buddha! You are now an executive producer, on the film and on IMDB, which makes you awesome! (Of course you get all of the above). And you get a favor of your choosing at the time of your choosing from me! Oh boy!