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Last updated February 28, 2015

The Cool Baby

An expressive, customizable, hands-free beverage insulator that looks like a baby. Drinking in public is now adorable.

The Cool Baby

An expressive, customizable, hands-free beverage insulator that looks like a baby. Drinking in public is now adorable.

pledged of $70,000pledged of $70,000 goal
backers
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Sat, February 28 2015 2:21 PM UTC +00:00
Last updated February 28, 2015
 

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    POSTPARDUM DIGITAL HIGH-FIVE:
    The baby's first memory will be of high-fiving you and a bunch of other people via an internet video.

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    BABY PRODUCER CREDIT
    Your name goes on the credits of video communications from the Cool Baby to the public going forward. Said communications will be both frequent and post-uteral.

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    THE ALMOST-PREEMIE (you're still early):
    You get a Cool Baby. It's a real baby. Minus the biology. Plus an insulated place for your drink. Multiplied by the use of both of your hands. For infinity.

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    THE BABY (10 fingers, 10 toes, 36 oz):
    You get a Cool Baby. It's a real baby. Minus the biology. Plus an insulated place for your drink. Multiplied by the use of both of your hands. For infinity.

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    THE OVERDUE BABY (looks back fondly on the womb):
    You get a Cool Baby. It's a real baby. Minus the biology. Plus an insulated place for your drink. Multiplied by the use of both of your hands. For infinity.

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    THE GIFT BABY (aka 'the full citizen'):
    You get a Cool Baby. Awesome. You get the Producer Credit. Amazing. You get a beautiful, personalized birth certificate which you can use to assign the Baby's name, backstory, and sexual orientation. Yahtzee. You'll get the Birth Certificate before the Cool Baby.

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    DATENIGHT:
    Your bond with a severely loved one will be strengthened when you get two Producer Credits and two Cool Babies. Each with its own beautiful Birth Certificate. If you don't feel like writing the Babies' backstories, then hell, I'll write them for you. Just tell me a little about yourselves.

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    LINEAGE PACKAGE (you are fertile):
    You will get 3 Cool Babies, each with an official Birth Certificate. You will get a Producer Credit. And once I have the ability to manufacture different models, (April 2015ish) I will name one after you. Thus ensuring the continuance of your bloodline for all eternity.

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    THE BABY SHOWER (you are such good friends):

    Show solidarity for your pregnant friend by adorning yourself and your crew with 4 Cool Babies. The Producer Credit will reflect whatever you and your friends like to call yourselves. Birth Certificates included. The Cool Baby will even make a video about you in time for the baby shower. Just tell him a little about yourselves.

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    THE TAILGATER (strength in numbers):
    Support your team by slathering yourself and your friends in 4 Cool Babies. The Producer Credit will reflect whatever you and your friends like to call yourselves. Birth Certificates included. The Cool Baby will even make a video admiring your taste in sports, and cheering your team on before game time. Just tell him a little about yourselves.

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    BIG GAME BABY:
    Just in time for next year's big game, you'll get 8 Cool Babies, with Birth Certificates, dressed in onesies with your favorite team featured. The Baby will make you a personalized shoutout video to share. Just tell him a little about yourself.

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    MINI-YOU:
    You will get up to 10 Cool Babies made to look exactly like you. Seriously. A straight-up artist will carve a straight-up rendering of your face, use it to create a straight-up mold and we'll straight-up make those Cool Babies. You'll get a Producer Credit on all Cool Baby videos, one of which will be a short film all about you. And, if you like, your baby will enter regular production with the rest of the Cool Babies, carrying your name around the world and throughout eternity. You don't get a birth certificate because you probably already have one.

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    THE PREEMIE (early bird special):
    You get a Cool Baby. It's a real baby. Minus the biology. Plus an insulated place for your drink. Multiplied by the use of both of your hands. For infinity.

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