225 DAYS AFTER OUR GOAL!
GREETINGS BACKERS! We are utterly embarrassed by our lack of communication. Unacceptable. That is why we are giving each one of you a brand new dirt bike*! Simply comment on this update stating what color bike you want (Red, Green, or Sundance Rejection Letter White) and how much dirt you want us to include and we'll ship it ASAP! In the meantime, enjoy these juicy updates!
Back in June we screened Curtain to an audience of six humans and three cats. Reviews were mostly positive though the cats found the 18 minute dog growling montage "forced".
COLOR CORRECTION ABROAD!
During the Wold Cup, Curtain director Jaron Henrie-McCrea traveled to Mainz, Germany to oversee color correction of the movie. The ace colorists at Match Cut Mainz did such an excellent job that Germans flooded the streets to celebrate Curtain's new level of greatness!
Curtain Headquarters now calls downtown LA "home". NYC will truly be missed but who could resist wild fires, smog and drought? Vacationing lead actors Danni Smith and Martin Monahan dropped by to christen the new digs with champagne-filled Big Gulps!
CURTAIN DIRECTOR IS A "DOUCHEBAG"!
Just days after settling into the new Curtain Headquarters, director Jaron Henrie-McCrea discovered this note on the windshield of his car:
Henrie-McCrea has since removed his windshield and parks wherever the hell he likes.
What began as an innocent request for 30 seconds of music has ballooned into a full fledged score. Adam Skerritt of Manchester, England is now the official composer of Curtain. And we must admit he's got the goods. Our ears have so gorged upon his musical genius that we've only managed to save this small morsel with you:
IS THIS A SCAM?
Some of you might be wondering when you will receive your rewards. What, dirt bikes don't satisfy your insatiable greed? Fine. We swear that as soon as the movie is finished we will focus on producing and shipping t-shirts, posters, blu-rays, and everything else. And if that's not good enough for you then bring it up with Austin's farmers tan.
Till next time backers!
Jaron & The Curtain Team
*This is a joke. A bad one. We are in no way legally obligated to give you a dirt bike or dirt.