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H8Rs GAMEBy H8Rs GAME
First created
H8Rs GAMEBy H8Rs GAME
First created
$1,726
pledged of $12,000 goal
42
backers
0seconds to go
Funding Unsuccessful
The project's funding goal was not reached on Tue, January 24 2017 7:36 AM UTC +00:00

About

Hello interwebz! We present to you, the most offensive image based party card game known to exist on this dangerously warming planet.

H8Rs GAME

It is an image based card game that rewards the most fucked up interpretation of a situation.

Our GAME is simple.

1) The dealer plays an image card.

2) Players play descriptions cards. Of course you would use the description cards in the players' hands.

3) The dealer picks the funniest most fucked up card submitted as the winner.

4) Rinse and repeat.

Plan B
Plan B

The GAME knows no boundaries, shame, or decency. If you can stomach the most politically incorrect jokes, situations, and/or company, you will have a damn good time with the H8Rs GAME.

Race, gender, sexuality, religion, politics, etc. are all open for ridicule. There are no safe spaces.

Our GAME comes with 495 cards total!

80 Image Cards and 415 Description Cards.

BEFORE YOU START THE GAME:

1. To begin, force the minority in your group to shuffle the deck. This puts them in their place. If there are multiple non-whites in your group, go from darkest to lightest.

2. Since this is the 21st century, after having your female “friend(s)” make you a sandwich, they may partake in your festivities.

3. Select an alpha from your group of “friends” via a Street Fighter like martial arts tournament. The alpha will be the “image card” dealer. The Master H8R.

4. Pass out the “description cards” to each “person.” You can pass out 10, 20, or however many cards you want. We really don’t give a shit if you decide to change any details of our GAME.

RULES AND SHIT:

1. The Master H8R (dealer) plays a random “image card” from the deck. Honor your heritage and segregate your white cards from your colored “description cards.” It will make playing the GAME so much easier.

2. The goal of the GAME is to describe/explain the “image card” that has been played in the most fucked up and hilarious way possible. Remember children, use the “description cards” each of you have in your hands.

3. After you assholes have made a decision as to which card to play that round, each H8R (player) will place the “description card” face down and present it to the Master H8R (dealer) for thorough inspection. Just like last night… Slut.

4. Unlike a shitty Disney movie, the Master H8R will pick the ugliest, most fucked up, triggering “description card” that best brings out the Master H8R’s deeply troubling sociopathic laughter. During any point in the GAME, if a H8R (player) is ever told to “check your privilege,” or is called a racist, scum, etc. that H8R should show that social justice warrior that there are no such thing as safe spaces.

5. Rinse, repeat, and remember to rotate the Master H8R (dealer) position. Sharing is caring dickbags.

6. Play until one H8R wins 5 rounds total or whatever number you choose to play up to.

SUGGESTED WAYS TO PLAY

 

DRUNKEN MASTER

It really helps if you have drinks to play our GAME proper. Once you have a few in your system, gather your friends for a rousing round of H8Rs. If you do not have any friends, you wasted money on our shit and we thank you for it.

The rules are simple. Each time a person wins a round, the winner gets to pick who does a shot. Keep playing until someone throws up. Another fun way to switch things up is play to… I dunno like best of 5 then see if your “straight” friends Jim and Tim make out. Film it, upload it to Facebook, tag your friends and proceed to send the evidence to their family. This is a terrible suggestion but we like to encourage that kind of maverick behavior.

You should not take counsel from someone who is writing this drunk.

FAUSTIAN BARGAIN

After each round, each player can turn in more than one card for new ones. For each extra card that is turned in, that player must give up an article of clothing. Play to the best of 3 or whatever number you feel is right. The player can take back an article of clothing only if they perform an act dictated by the winner of the round. The slave must obey!  

Some may call this slavery but the drunk dipshit got him or herself into this. Though each group of people have different limits for acceptable behavior under these circumstances, we at H8Rs would like to make the following suggestions based on our play of the GAME:  

I) Vigorously giving a live cougar a rim job

II) Streaking down the street while preaching apocalyptic visions

III) Sending photos of the person tied up and gagged with a ransom note to his/her significant other

IV) Waterboarding

CAPITALIST REVOLUTION

Play the GAME as you would however, after each card is turned in and the descriptions are read out loud like a vagina monologue, each player must guess what the MASTER H8R would pick as the winner. The person(s) who guess correctly will be awarded with an additional card. Furthermore, the person(s) may pick one of the losers to steal from. The person(s) who guess correctly may trade any card from their hand for a random card in the loser’s hand. This is how the lower classes are kept in their place. Continue to play and observe the growing disparity between the talentless and the capitalist heroes.  

Once the GAME has progressed to the point where the under humans cannot hope to win a round, call the police to complete the losers’ descent into the prison cycle. Celebrate by exporting the GAME to another group of friends you can exploit.

FUNDS NEEDED: $12,000 EXPLAINED

As a prostitute in post-war Japan would say, "we need money". We came up with the $12,000 after searching for numerous game producers. We calculated the $12,000 as being the minimum costs needed for producing our GAME from a reputable company.

The funds would cover only the production of the GAME. The $12,000 would allow us to order the minimum number of bulk units. The product is ready to be sent to the printers, we need your help to bring this "lovely" and "wholesome" family experience to you all.

PRODUCTION SCHEDULE:

As the GAME is ready to go, once we end the kickstarter campaign, we expect that we would need roughly 4-5 months to organize and ship the product to you H8Rs.

February 2017

  • Collection of funds
  • Organizing orders
  • Contact producer and get printers ready
  • Organize shipment details
  • Send product to producer for print
  • Finalize customized images

March 2017

  • Follow up with producer
  • Follow up with artist on custom image orders
  • Order customer image cards

April 2017

  • Receive products and units from producer
  • Organize shipping to backers
  • END OF APRIL/EARLY MAY: Ship product out to backers

May 2017

  • END OF APRIL/EARLY MAY: Ship product out to backers

We will make sure to update everyone on a regular basis on kickstarter and our website! Follow us on our website, facebook, and twitter!

http://www.theh8rs.com

https://www.facebook.com/h8rsgame

Twitter: @theh8rsgame

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNiHMZ46gvTief1RGZE1xtw

ORIGIN STORY

Like most superhero origin stories, the H8Rs GAME was started in a moment of great hardship. Born out of a sexual harassment filing at work due to the PC Social Justice Warriors being unable to understand sarcastic comments about money laundering (true story, yeah... wrap your head around that one... jokes about Mexican cartels as sexual harassment...), the H8Rs GAME was first imagined as a way to break free of the politically correct boundaries.

Tired of people unable to joke about anything deemed "politically incorrect", the H8Rs GAME was created as an outlet to express people's extremely twisted senses of humor by utilizing one of the many weapons of the PC Social Justice Warriors... the "Safe Space" in the form of a game. Although there were other games in the market that used similar concepts, the H8Rs felt that the games were too tainted and sullied by the PC . In a moment of inspiration (much like Tony Stark when he was trapped in the cave), the H8Rs began to create what is now known as the H8Rs GAME.

Working tirelessly like the Foxconn workers who made your smart phones, the H8Rs were able to create what they believed would be the solution. However, one major barrier stood between the H8Rs and their sacred crusade to spread the evangelical word of H8... funding. 

This is where you come in, fellow H8Rs. With your powers (and mostly money) combined, we can bring this game to life. The concept, cards, and box art are complete. What we require is the resources to manufacture the game on a larger scale to allow others to enjoy the fruits of our labor.

 

Risks and challenges

As the game is complete in it's final form, all we have left is production on a massive scale. In short, the game is ready to be printed. The issue lies in bringing our product into a larger scale production to decrease the per unit cost (economies of scale bitches).

If there are any delays in our production due to unforeseen circumstances, we will be sure to inform all parties on the reason and expected changes to the production time table.

Our vision is to spread this game to all who are willing to taste the nectar of H8 (kinda like Eve). We will do all in our powers to make sure that you are satisfied after being kicked out of the garden of PC.

Thank you for your support.

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    A.A. "Aspiring Asshole"

    You are an aspiring asshole who has been galvanized by the call of the H8Rs GAME. The $25.00 comes with the base game of 495 cards that will help your evangelical mission of ruining family gatherings, political rallies, and ultimately your relationship with human beings.

    You are on your way to a lonely existence. Welcome aboard! H8 on!

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    B.A. "Basic Asshole"

    You are a H8R that spreads the word. The $50.00 double trouble pack will bestow upon your being with the basic tools necessary to preach the word to a wider audience. 1 H8Rs GAME can only go so far in spreading the prophecy of chaos. This will give you 2!

    We are really glad that you have a "friend" that shares your "values" and we hope the two of you will enjoy triggering many people along your personal journey. The H8 of our message and product shall guide you.

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    M.A. "Master Asshole"

    You are a dick. Plain simple. You were probably born with some asshole genetic defect that made your mother disown you from the moment you popped out of her shameful area. We, however, are ecstatic that someone like you exists!

    Because of your sick twisted nature, this $100 H8Rs kit will enshrine you with 2 copies of H8Rs, signed by the almighty creators (because you need our validation you egotistic bag of dicks), as well as a personalized image card created to your liking...

    Send us what you are imagining in your messed up hentai riddled mind and our "artist" will draw you a custom picture. We will work tirelessly, in between the much needed therapy sessions, to turn your idea into its very own custom image card. The tiny Asian slave fingers will help bring your American narcissism to fruition! (No outright pornographic images you sick fucks)

    We will also list you at the Hall of H8Rs for all to see. THE GLORY!!!

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    Ph.D. "Playa H8Rs Degree"

    Welcome dear apostle of H8! Don't worry, we will make your dick super special. Damn sorry, we meant deck. Freudian slips can be so slippery... mmm...

    How can we make you the prettiest girl at the ball you ask? You get to send us 5 custom image card requests! Order us around like slaves why don't cha? It's my marriage all over again! Yarrghhhh!!!

    You get 3 copies of the signed H8Rs GAME, 5 custom image cards, and you will be enshrined forever into our Board of H8Rs!

    You may be thinking: "Hey fuckface! What the hell is that?!" Well, for one, you will get an inside scoop on all our workings and get news ahead of anyone else! We will also provide you guys with samples of our upcoming product before anyone else. It's like being Asian in the 90s! You can spoil the fact that Goku dies fighting Cell for everyone else that is depending on Toonami. Fucking asshole...

    Are you happy now?! You will also be listed as part of our Board of H8Rs for all to see! Join us!!!

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