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Rated Cards are unique, NSFW greeting cards that are sure to make your loved ones laugh this holiday season.
Rated Cards are unique, NSFW greeting cards that are sure to make your loved ones laugh this holiday season.
116 backers pledged $3,621 to help bring this project to life.

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Welcome to Rated Cards

We’re glad you’re here. We believe in the power of the written word and a good laugh. We believe receiving a handwritten card from a friend or loved one can put a smile on your face, give you a warm feeling inside, or - with the right content - make you sob in a corner.

What Are Rated Cards?

Rated cards are humorous greeting cards for adults that you won’t find at a local drug store. From Rated PG-13 to Rated R, every Rated Card is a unique piece of art. They are beautiful, high quality, artisanal and just a bit off putting.

Every card is traditional A7, 5 1/8 x 7 card with a testosterone-infused slate gray envelope.

Ooooh, aaahhhh..
Ooooh, aaahhhh..

You can buy Rated Cards in custom packaged packs of 10 unique cards that make an ideal Holiday Gift for that special someone in your life, whether that someone is a dear friend with that exquisite brand of humor or a complete jackass you simply want to poke in the eye.

All Right, Show Me The Goods

We’re constantly adding to the Rated Cards catalogue, and believe SOME of the fun of this is a bit of mystery, but to give you a sense of what we’re talking about, here are some examples of the beauty and abruptness that are Rated Cards.

...Loser
...Loser

 

God can see you even if private browsing is on.
God can see you even if private browsing is on.

 

Did someone say something about day drinking?
Did someone say something about day drinking?

 

Deals for days.
Deals for days.

 

Q: How do you define successlessness? A: Your Life
Q: How do you define successlessness? A: Your Life

 

Doctors recommend getting your vision checked once every two years.
Doctors recommend getting your vision checked once every two years.

 

There are three things I love most about you...
There are three things I love most about you...

 

Why Did You Do This?

Mostly, we wanted these cards to send to our friends. But we also do believe that showing a little extra effort and sending a physical card is a great way to stay connected. We’ve enjoyed the creativity of blending beautiful card design with a bit of humor, and look forward to building a set of cards you can count on for every occasion.

Really though, our dog Brody told us to do it...

How can you say no to this face?
How can you say no to this face?

 

Risks and challenges

We think the biggest risk to the project is we aren’t funny, nobody loves us and we end up crying in the corner. So it’s really a risk to our pride.

We are committed to getting you your Rated Cards by the Holiday but will need your help. Once the campaign is over, we need you to respond rapidly with your delivery information.

Secondarily, while there are many moving parts to this project - humor and artistic creation, printing quality and delivery, packaging supply, logistics and fulfillment complications and delays due to third parties (printers, suppliers), we are mitigating these risks as follows:

• We have artistic talent under contract with all cards designed and ready for print already.
• We have chosen only reputable and established production partners and have run scaled test runs of printing on a subset of cards to prove speed, delivery time and quality.
• We have established packaging and shipping products with pre-production product in hand and ready to move to mass quantity.
• We are exploring relationships with multiple kitting, warehousing and fulfillment partners that can scale to thousands of orders per day.

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    Early Birds

    1 Box of Rated Cards.
    10 Cards + Envelopes.
    First 100 backers only!

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    Later Birds

    1 Box of Rated Cards.
    10 Cards + Envelopes.
    100 slots available.

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    White Elephant

    1 Box of Rated Cards.

    10 Cards + Envelopes.

    Looks like you were too slow to be an Early or Later Bird. This deal is still a 12/10, should back.

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    High Five

    5 Box of Rated Cards.

    10 Cards + Envelopes in each box.

    Wow! That's 10 of each card design - 50 Rated Cards to gift as you choose!

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    Roll Your Own

    Boxes? You don't need no stinking boxes.

    100 Cards + Envelopes.

    That's 10 of each design for you to sell or gift as you see it.

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    Lord Business

    20 separate boxes of Rated Cards.

    10 Cards + Envelopes in each box.

    That's an incredible 20 gift sets including box + card + envelopes for you to sell in your own fine establishment.

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    Special Snowflake

    You want your own, custom Rated Card? We'll design 1 card for you and print 100 of your personally commissioned work of art. You'll own the outcome. And the responsibility. Seriously, don't sue us if this comes back to haunt you.

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Funding period

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