Fly out to hang out with us and we'll go to Coney Island together. We'll get a picture on the Cyclone, have a snow cone, and laugh as if we'll be young forever.
Five years later, on the anniversary of our fun little day, we'll mail you a photo from back when we rode the roller coasters together. We'll lament the passage of time but also reminisce about the blissful ignorance of our youth.
(Travel expenses not included. We'll cover the snow cone.)
Wow. Okay. If you’re crazy enough for this tier we’ll give you a 3D-printed Waynesaw with gold plating at 3” in height. If you live in the NYC metro area, we’ll personally deliver it to your mansion as long as you promise not to hunt us for sport.