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Funding for this project was suspended by Kickstarter about 4 years ago

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    This gets you some pocket lint, that I probably won't send.

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    This will get you 5 pieces of pocket lint or a big piece of pocket lint. I maybe inclined to send it at this point.

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    Did you think this would be 10 pieces of pocket lint? You'd be wrong. I'm sending you one of my used sock(s). Probably just one, that I can't find the other for to make a complete pair. Oh, its probably brown and has holes in it.

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    Why the fuck would you give me $50? I already told you it was for drugs. Screw it, at this point you have bought my friendship. Congratulations, you now have a friend.

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    Are you fucking stupid? Why in the love of fuck would you give any stranger this much money? Are you rich? If so, you should actually give me much more money. Oh, I'll send you one of my old T-Shirts, with holes in it. I honestly should have thrown it out, but I haven't.

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    At this level I'll send you one of my old hoodies, that a cat probably pissed on because it refuses to go in the litter box.

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    Ok, this is basically the point where you could have bought a nice mid-high class prostitute, but instead you want to give me money... for drugs... and now hookers also. Umm

    500 pieces of pocket lint for you, or just a huge piece of pocket lint.

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