The Last, Horrible Round of Shipping is Underway
GOD HELP US
Okay everyone, we are very busy packing up the last of this crap and we couldn't be more excited!
No, I'm lying.
We have had a... Read more
Hello You Fat Bastards
Bronc and I are very busy wrapping up all your rewards and lovingly licking your envelopes (when you get your packages, make sure to lick the adhesive and it will... Read more
Kickstarter has a program that lets you send a survey to everyone who funded your project, so you can make sure the orders are clear and the shipping information is... Read more
Thank you, you magnificent munapää!
Thank you all for funding this crappy book of made-up stuff!
Next week, we will go into production on all the rewards, and the illustrators will begin creating the artwork... Read more
OKAY I LIED
I really thought I'd come up with the last Kickstarter reward the other day when I announced the Finnish Merit Badges, but it turns out I was wrong. Really, really... Read more
YOUR FINAL REWARD
Yesterday, I exchanged emails with Robery Marbury, the Etsy seller who did the Brooklyn Merit Badges). I somehow managed to talk him into doing a special limited edition merit badge... Read more
PILLS AND BOOZE
A new source has been able to give us another 25 flasks, so I have made them available now at the $60 price point. The reward is the... Read more
Finnish words for "Drunk"
Regretsy Facebook fan Raisa Omeheimo (who spells her name with far fewer vowels than the Finnish government requires), has this morning volunteered a list of Finnish words for "drunk." She... Read more
Just added: 25 more flasks (last ones)
Good news! I just got my trembling hands on the last 25 Regretsy flasks. Still $60, still comes with a printed, signed copy of the book and a worthless bonus... Read more
More flasks! More books!
I just got home and saw that you drunk bastards bought out the flasks in 90 minutes. I should have just made barware and pill cases the rewards and this... Read more
Just added: HOLIDAY PACKS and MULTIPLE REWARDS
Some of you have requested an award that allows you to buy more than one book, so here it is: THE REGRETSY HOLIDAY PACK!
TWO limited edition printed... Read more
First look: Illustration for The Birth of Santa
It wasn't pretty.
Artwork by Christina Tom (also known as Regretsy favorite Butterwort)
$160 Reward: The Regretsy Christmas Assortment and Happy Pack™
For a $160 pledge, you get a signed, printed copy of the book bound in unsustainable, earth hating plastic (perfect... Read more
- Artist's rendering
For a $6 pledge, you'll get the official Regretsy winter holiday card, signed and personalized by Helen Killer and Bronc Drywall, mailed to the person of your... Read more
New $60 Reward! ONLY 24 AVAILABLE
New $40 Reward!
A signed, printed version of "Regretsy's Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland", a hand written thank you note and - are you sitting down - a set of ten... Read more