GOD HELP US
Okay everyone, we are very busy packing up the last of this crap and we couldn't be more excited!
No, I'm lying.
We have had a lot of delays and problems: damaged merchandise, misprinted books, Hellephants that didn't fit in your USB ports and a host of other issues too tedious to recount.
Let's just say that we are entirely too simple-minded to undertake such a task, and you should have never trusted us with your money. We took it to Finland and drank it all.
The good news is that the BANDmade books are finished and are being shipped to us now. They look incredible!
We are hoping very hard that they will be here next week, and we will turn around and send them to you with our love and affection!
But probably not a regular printed book.
Because according to the printer, the reprinted books were delivered while we were in Finland, and were signed for by CUSTOMER WOMAN. So apparently Tarzan was here that day, and accepted the delivery for us.
I have no idea where they are and neither does the printer. But let's not dwell on the sad stories, let's just be happy that the BANDmade books are on their way. BECAUSE THAT'S ALL I HAVE RIGHT NOW
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