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The First Anatomically Designed Jeans With A Man's Junk In Mind.

Pre-orders are being taken now on our website thehotchild.com

 Our web-store will launch very soon!

Note: After the slide show is my intro, please watch...

We believe our innovative design will no longer force men to choose between comfort and style. We will revolutionize the way men's jeans are made, forever.  

With our unique design we will allow men the freedom and comfort to do whatever it is they want to do, all while feeling as incredible as they look.

"No more scrunching, squishing, squashing or splitting of the goods".

A few direct quotes from magazine editors and readers:

Instinct Magazine, Fashionista.com, Sodahead, Facebook, Coco Perez, MSN

Coco Perez (Where Celebrity meets fashion) "This is surly such a good idea. We can't believe no one thought of it sooner". 

MSN Living: "Protecting guys' manhood one pair at a time".

Sockpuppet: "Why they've waited this long is beyond me. Obvious design flaw that should have been spotted decades ago."

Laptop: "Ever wear a bra that is a size or two smaller than you're actual size? Now you know what its like to buy pants that fit everywhere else. According to Masters and Johnson, I am in there with the average crowd, and I still find regular men's pants (that fit me), a bit encroaching, should you get my meaning... Just a thought..."
MissJo: "You'd think this would happen sooner..."

Mark In Ivine: "Great idea in my honest opinion."

Glen: "AAAAHHHHH! Breathing room."

JoeKnows: "Finally! Now people will realize that I actually have a very deep voice :)"

SW: "Thank God finally! Where can I get these?"

Cockyboye: "I would absolutely wear them - I've been waiting  for over a decade now, and will buy them - and strut around in them - immediately!"

Sean C Brown: "Awesome design and very cool"

This is not rocket science. It's simply the long overdue correction in a design flaw that we as men have been enduring for many decades. The Hot Child Junk, jeans are made for all of us. They are no more different than how the fashion industry caters to a woman's  anatomy, (darts in blouses, bras, etc.) 

I personally got tired of being uncomfortable. So for the past six years I have been working feverishly towards this goal with an amazing team of people. Building the perfect jean, finding the perfect weight of denim, with just the right amount of Lycra (2%), to make them exquisitely comfortable. But the real trial and error was the design of the contour in the fly, even down to the rounded gusset (diamond shaped fabric piece)) underneath the crotch, so that a man's anatomy will fall forward into the contour/pouch naturally, and not be forced to either side as they are accustomed to. 

The Hot Child, Junk jeans:

 Yes, the jeans look a little different to you TODAY! But tomorrow all other jeans will look different to you.

 I endeavor to give back, always....

For now, we are planting one baby tree for every pair of jeans sold; because trees make a difference today and because I grew up surrounded by them and I miss them!

Imagine the forest in the future
Imagine the forest in the future

 Now for fun! 

Other than the gifts (in exchange for the donations) we will also have a very special link on our website called “THE DEANS OF THE JEANS” That’s you guys! With your permission we’d like to put your name on there, because you will be the foundation of this company.

Our focus now is only The Hot Child, Junk jeans, but we do have several other garments hanging in prototype form waiting for post launch of the jeans, ranging from the finest linen oxfords, jersey knit double-hooded hoodys, ribbed knit side v-necks, to simple, organic, supima cotton knit t-shirts.  

A sneak preview of a few of our styles: (Launch 2014)

White Linen, white logos, very elegant
White Linen, white logos, very elegant
Ribbed Knit Side v-neck
Ribbed Knit Side v-neck
Double-dual colored hoody
Double-dual colored hoody

MORE FUN: We have secrets in our pockets and pockets that are secret. You get to play hide-n-seek! Every garment (Jeans, Shirts, Tees) in The Hot Child line has a secret stash pocket. Initially (to help you locate the pocket) there will be a 2012 commemorative token tucked inside. Once you find the pocket, stash, stash, stash..

Secret 2012 commemorative token
Secret 2012 commemorative token

The Hot Child LLC was incorporated in 2010. We are trademarked and patented in the United States with multiple patents pending Internationally..

Meet our Team:

Valentina Kozhevskybee, owner of Katrina patterns, NY. Valentina is a 30 year veteran and has worked tirelessly helping us perfect our patterns. Valentina will remain on our team forever. She won't post a pic! (She's stubborn) LOL

Anita  is a 40 year veteran in pattern and clothes manufacturing and has also dedicated many hours to our designs.and will continue to do so for the duration.
Anita is a 40 year veteran in pattern and clothes manufacturing and has also dedicated many hours to our designs.and will continue to do so for the duration.
Octavio Marc David Silva, Graduate NYFA, CEO The Hot Child LLC, Chief innovator and designer of everything!
Octavio Marc David Silva, Graduate NYFA, CEO The Hot Child LLC, Chief innovator and designer of everything!
Lindsey Beatty, Director of all graphics.
Lindsey Beatty, Director of all graphics.
Cat Williams, COO, 25 year business veteran
Cat Williams, COO, 25 year business veteran
Lars Treat, Drilling fluid engineer, supports group
Lars Treat, Drilling fluid engineer, supports group
Daniel Pierce, Innovator, Designer, Supports group by working  in oil field
Daniel Pierce, Innovator, Designer, Supports group by working in oil field
Hugo Coulais, Film Director, French Laison
Hugo Coulais, Film Director, French Laison
Tyler Campbell, Software engineer
Tyler Campbell, Software engineer
Jim Williams, Engineer,  Fabric Scout, Tree planter and tree care giver.
Jim Williams, Engineer, Fabric Scout, Tree planter and tree care giver.

Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter

We have faced an onslaught of challenges, working through them calmly and analytically, engaging the right personal to rectify the issues in a timely and proficient manner. We've gotten good at it! There will always be issues. We will meet them head on and resolve them immediately. I think the key is mostly not losing your cool. We are surrounded by brilliant people, many not on our team full time but are still available to us for resolutions. And we will continue to surround ourselves with people smarter, wiser and more experienced. We are always in the market for unyielding hearts and great minds, so come on board.

Be assured that your pledge however great or small will play a huge role in much greater things!

FAQ

  • Three reasons in no particular order.

    1) We love the old song by Nick Gilder "Hot Child in the city".

    2) Because it is controversial.

    3) Eventually, once we're familiar and global we'll drop all but the acronym, THC's Junk Jeans.

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  • Incorporating, Trademarks, Patents, Designs, More designs, Patterns, Grading, Fabrics, Hardware, Molds, Dies, Prototypes, Samples, Website construction, Business plans, Marketing strategies, Tradeshows, the list populates itself…these things cost money. I am a working man, no silver spoon... and as they say in the old days…”I have done this on the sweat of my brow”. Thank you

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  • Don't order or pre-order the Junk jeans if you don't have the balls to wear them! Period!

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    I know these are tough times, so please don't think a dollar won't be greatly appreciated! It will! We'll give you a shout out and list you on "Deans of the Jeans". And we thank you so very much!

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    For every pledge: Every little bit helps! And we sure do thank you for your kind consideration, especially in today's economy when giving can be a stretch for everyone. We'll remember you by listing you under "Deans of the Jeans" on our web-site. You'll be there forever. And we'd love to send you one of our very special 2012 commemorative tokens as a gift. We can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is.

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    Thank you so much, and Ditto above! You'll be a "Dean of the Jean". And we'll also send you a leather pouch with The Hot Child acronym (T.H.C.) engraved on it, Plus ten 2012 commemorative tokens tucked inside. These tokens are important to games and marketing strategies planned for the future! Hold onto them!!! Again, we can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is.

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    We had to ditto this pledge for WORLDWIDE shipping. We welcome the world! Thank you so much, and Ditto above! You'll be a "Dean of the Jean". And we'll also send you a leather pouch with The Hot Child acronym (T.H.C.) engraved on it, Plus ten 2012 commemorative tokens tucked inside. These tokens are important to games and marketing strategies planned for the future! Hold onto them!!! The fee for shipping with be case by case so we may pass the direct cost on to you.

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    Thank you so much, and Ditto above! You'll be a "Dean of the Jean". And we'll also send you a leather pouch with The Hot Child acronym (T.H.C.) engraved on it, Plus ten 2012 commemorative tokens tucked inside. These tokens are important to games and marketing strategies planned for the future! Hold onto them!!! We will also send you one of our premier design, Tees. A very cool, oh so soft, organic supima cotton, deep v-neck tee with the sublimation of "I"m from the future" on the front an "purp" over the pocket. (R) You're gonna love it! Again, we can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is.

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    We had to ditto this pledge for WORLDWIDE shipping. We welcome the world! Thank you so very much, You'll be a "Dean of the Jean". And we'll also send you a leather pouch with The Hot Child acronym (T.H.C.) engraved on it, Plus ten 2012 commemorative tokens tucked inside. Remember: These tokens are important to games and marketing strategies planned for the future! Hold onto them!!! AND!!! You'll be one of the very first wearing our soon to be infamous, The Hot Child Junk, jeans. And best of all, we'll send you a picture of the baby tree planted because of you! The fee for shipping will be case by case so we pass the exact cost on to you

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    Thank you so very much, You'll be a "Dean of the Jean". And we'll also send you a leather pouch with The Hot Child acronym (T.H.C.) engraved on it, Plus ten 2012 commemorative tokens tucked inside. Remember: These tokens are important to games and marketing strategies planned for the future! Hold onto them!!! AND!!! You'll be one of the very first wearing our soon to be infamous, The Hot Child Junk, jeans. And best of all, we'll send you a picture of the baby tree planted because of you! Again, we can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is.

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    You get it all! "Dean of the jean", The T.H.C engraved Leather pouch with the ten commemorative 2012 tokens, Two super cool, super soft, supima cotton Tees with the sublimation, "I'm from the future" on the front and "purp" on the pocket, (black and white Tee) AND you get two pair of Junk jeans in two of our coolest washes!! And best of all, we'll send you a picture of the TWO baby trees planted because of you! Thank you so very much! Again, we can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is.

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    A wash for every day of the week! That's right, five pairs of Hot Child Junk, jeans in five different washes. Throw everything else out, you won't be needing them any longer! You'll get everything from pale blue to waxed black. You'll also be a "Dean of the jean", and get the T.H.C engraved Leather pouch with the ten commemorative 2012 tokens, And best of all, we'll send you a picture of the FIVE baby trees planted because of you! Again, we can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is. We thank you so very much!

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    The Rooster is coming to you! You get our very own, unique to this Kickstarter pledge, limited edition jean. A pair of Hot Child Junk, jeans created for you, with a very special wash, and very, very special and unique, design. We will never replicate them, ever! You will also receive three more pair of Hot Child Junk , jeans in your wash choices, and two "I'm from the future" Tees. Plus the T.H.C engraved Leather pouch with the ten commemorative 2012 tokens, And of course, you will be a "Dean of the Jean" and we'll send you a picture of the FOUR baby trees planted because of you! Again, we can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is.

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    You get a pair of The Hot Child Junk, jean in every new wash that comes out during the next five years! June 2013 to June 2018 And....... Ditto: The Rooster is coming to you! You get our very own, unique to this Kickstarter pledge, limited edition jean. A pair of Hot Child Junk, jeans created for you, with a very special wash, and a very, very special and unique design. We will never replicate them, ever! You will also receive three more pair of Hot Child Junk , jeans in your wash choices, and two "I'm from the future" Tees. You will be a "Dean of the Jean" Plus the T.H.C engraved Leather pouch with the ten commemorative 2012 tokens, And of course, we'll send you a picture of the FOUR (initially) baby trees planted because of you! Again, we can ship worldwide but we may need to charge a little extra for the shipping. We'll do that case by case so we pass the exact cost on as it is.

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