The First Anatomically Designed Jeans With A Man's Junk In Mind.
Pre-orders are being taken now on our website thehotchild.com
Our web-store will launch very soon!
Note: After the slide show is my intro, please watch...
We believe our innovative design will no longer force men to choose between comfort and style. We will revolutionize the way men's jeans are made, forever.
With our unique design we will allow men the freedom and comfort to do whatever it is they want to do, all while feeling as incredible as they look.
"No more scrunching, squishing, squashing or splitting of the goods".
A few direct quotes from magazine editors and readers:
Instinct Magazine, Fashionista.com, Sodahead, Facebook, Coco Perez, MSN
Coco Perez (Where Celebrity meets fashion) "This is surly such a good idea. We can't believe no one thought of it sooner".
MSN Living: "Protecting guys' manhood one pair at a time".
Sockpuppet: "Why they've waited this long is beyond me. Obvious design flaw that should have been spotted decades ago."
Mark In Ivine: "Great idea in my honest opinion."
Glen: "AAAAHHHHH! Breathing room."
JoeKnows: "Finally! Now people will realize that I actually have a very deep voice :)"
SW: "Thank God finally! Where can I get these?"
Cockyboye: "I would absolutely wear them - I've been waiting for over a decade now, and will buy them - and strut around in them - immediately!"
Sean C Brown: "Awesome design and very cool"
This is not rocket science. It's simply the long overdue correction in a design flaw that we as men have been enduring for many decades. The Hot Child Junk, jeans are made for all of us. They are no more different than how the fashion industry caters to a woman's anatomy, (darts in blouses, bras, etc.)
I personally got tired of being uncomfortable. So for the past six years I have been working feverishly towards this goal with an amazing team of people. Building the perfect jean, finding the perfect weight of denim, with just the right amount of Lycra (2%), to make them exquisitely comfortable. But the real trial and error was the design of the contour in the fly, even down to the rounded gusset (diamond shaped fabric piece)) underneath the crotch, so that a man's anatomy will fall forward into the contour/pouch naturally, and not be forced to either side as they are accustomed to.
The Hot Child, Junk jeans:
Yes, the jeans look a little different to you TODAY! But tomorrow all other jeans will look different to you.
I endeavor to give back, always....
For now, we are planting one baby tree for every pair of jeans sold; because trees make a difference today and because I grew up surrounded by them and I miss them!
Now for fun!
Other than the gifts (in exchange for the donations) we will also have a very special link on our website called “THE DEANS OF THE JEANS” That’s you guys! With your permission we’d like to put your name on there, because you will be the foundation of this company.
Our focus now is only The Hot Child, Junk jeans, but we do have several other garments hanging in prototype form waiting for post launch of the jeans, ranging from the finest linen oxfords, jersey knit double-hooded hoodys, ribbed knit side v-necks, to simple, organic, supima cotton knit t-shirts.
A sneak preview of a few of our styles: (Launch 2014)
MORE FUN: We have secrets in our pockets and pockets that are secret. You get to play hide-n-seek! Every garment (Jeans, Shirts, Tees) in The Hot Child line has a secret stash pocket. Initially (to help you locate the pocket) there will be a 2012 commemorative token tucked inside. Once you find the pocket, stash, stash, stash..
The Hot Child LLC was incorporated in 2010. We are trademarked and patented in the United States with multiple patents pending Internationally..
Meet our Team:
Valentina Kozhevskybee, owner of Katrina patterns, NY. Valentina is a 30 year veteran and has worked tirelessly helping us perfect our patterns. Valentina will remain on our team forever. She won't post a pic! (She's stubborn) LOL
Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
We have faced an onslaught of challenges, working through them calmly and analytically, engaging the right personal to rectify the issues in a timely and proficient manner. We've gotten good at it! There will always be issues. We will meet them head on and resolve them immediately. I think the key is mostly not losing your cool. We are surrounded by brilliant people, many not on our team full time but are still available to us for resolutions. And we will continue to surround ourselves with people smarter, wiser and more experienced. We are always in the market for unyielding hearts and great minds, so come on board.
Be assured that your pledge however great or small will play a huge role in much greater things!
Three reasons in no particular order.
1) We love the old song by Nick Gilder "Hot Child in the city".
2) Because it is controversial.
3) Eventually, once we're familiar and global we'll drop all but the acronym, THC's Junk Jeans.
Incorporating, Trademarks, Patents, Designs, More designs, Patterns, Grading, Fabrics, Hardware, Molds, Dies, Prototypes, Samples, Website construction, Business plans, Marketing strategies, Tradeshows, the list populates itself…these things cost money. I am a working man, no silver spoon... and as they say in the old days…”I have done this on the sweat of my brow”. Thank you
Don't order or pre-order the Junk jeans if you don't have the balls to wear them! Period!